Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper.

The Flight to Mumbai

Boris opened the Door to Kingscross Airport, he saw a Guard eyeing him down and started to panic.
He put on a hat and started to sweat, he rushed over to the Counter and ordered one flight to Mumbai with a large Soda.
As he boarded the Plane, he saw that one of the Pilots was Hitler and wondered if there was something in his Soda. Unfortunately, there was not. This was the real Adolf Hitler which had run the Third German Reich.
He sat down in his assigned seat, and saw that Obama was sitting next to him. "Is that you Obama? " asked Boris.
No response.
As they took off Obama stood up and yelled "Get out of here Hitler! We have unfinished Buisness!"
The Pilots Door opened and the man himself stood before him.
"GUTEN TAG, HERR OBAMA. TO WAT DO ICH OWE DA PLEAZURE??? "
In the blink of an eye Obama pulled out an M16 and gunned down the Fuhrer.
That was when the Wing of the Plane snapped and the whole aircraft started to lose altitude.

Boris pulled his nifty Flex Tape out of his Arse and climbed onto the Wing of the plane.
And with the power of Flex Tape he managed to fix the Wing...
And then sawed the Plane in half.
"Excuse me but may I ask what is going on? " asked Obama in a very professional manner.
The plane was 1000 meters off the ground.
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To be Continued...