Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper.

The Great Escape

The plane was falling rapidly and there was not much time for anyone to do anything to stop it.
Boris Johnson realized there was nothing he could do to save the rest of the passengers so he decided to GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF THERE!

He pulled the thread to his parachute and was immediately pulled into the Sky. He watched as the plane neared the ground and listened to the passengers screaming for dear life.
A loud Crash from the Impact then followed and a sea of flames.
Boris Johnson slowly drifted down to safety and landed on the ground with a loud thud.

He looked around and saw he was in a swamp. "Oh no" he muttered to himself, "I have to get out of here".
He grabbed his phone and contacted the British Parliament and asked them to send a Helicopter as soon as possible. That was when he saw him, Shrek.

"GET OUTTA MII SWAMP" shouted the ogre in a terrible Irish Accent.
Boris grabbed his hat and ran, ran as fast as the wind and barely escaped the sexy, seductive ogre.
He then saw a Helicopter in the distance and began waving at it.
The helicopter landed and Boris hopped inside, Boris tapped the pilot on the back, the pilot turned around and looked at Boris.
Boris was in shock.
The pilot was no one other than Adolf Hitler. "You again? " asked the Prime Minister.
"Oh, you must be confusing me" said Adolf in a heavy American accent.
"Adolf Hitler is my Mother and I look very alike to him".
"Oh okay " he said as the chopper took off.