Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper.

Boris Johnson Finally becomes a Stripper

Hello my loyal fan base, ChunkyBoy27 here, I regret to inform you that this is the final part of this epic novella. I know, I am sad too, but fear not as Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper is hitting Hollywood in 2023! Pre-order your tickets at BorisJohnsonBecomesAStripper.com. Anyway, I hope you enjoy, on with the story!

The Heist had been a wild success and Shrek 5 was now in the hands of our gang, which at this point included Boris, Hitler, and Dan, who was a Duck. And although they had done Humanity a great service, it came at a great cost, these 3 men were now public enemy number one in Britain, and the entire nation was on edge looking for them.

The President of the US, who was also a duck, declared Boris a threat to Democracy and Freedom and invested the Nations budget into a manhunt to find him.

What would Boris do?
Jackshit it appears, as the former prime minister spent the next 2 years hiding behind his local Tesco, and catching up on all the new episodes of the Big Bang Theory.
Bazinga! What a time he was having.

Quite frankly, he was having the time of his life, but all good things must come to an end. His local Tesco had gone bankrupt, and Boris was left without a home.
"Bazinga" the Prime minister exclaimed, as he stood up for the first time in two years.

He turned around only to be met by the entirety of the British Police Force, all 6 of them. who had been behind him watching the Big Bang Theory the whole time.

*At this point the author realized that he had run out of recreational drugs to write with, and was actually writing sober, which was a terrible mistake to be made and one he would not be making again, and quickly began searching for cocaine in the couch cushions, but alas there was none to be found. "Bazinga" he spoke as he sat back down to carry on with the story.

By this point, the Police Force were unable to arrest Boris as his crimes had expired.
The British Police Force sighed and turned around to go home.

Boris was now a free man, but unbeknownst to him, he had developed Appendicitis from watching too much of the Big Bang Theory. "Bazinga" he exclaimed whilst walking out his doctors office.

You see my dear reader, the NHS had gone bankrupt whilst Boris was in hiding, and Boris now had nowhere to turn to for medical help.

The man sighed, sat down at his local coffee shop and began listening to his favorite "Boris Lofi to relax/get Brext done to" and decided to sit in his misery for a second.

"Ei you, yes you chap!" he heard from around the corner.
Boris turned only to see the local Pimp shouting at him.
"You've got a lovely arse don'tcha?"

The Prime Minister blushed.

"I've got a club that I would you ya to work at young lad" the pimp explained, "here is my fax, fax me if you're interested. "
The man winked at Boris and slowly strolled away.

Boris pondered for a second, "Is this the kind of man I am, just a hot piece of ass?"
"Yeah, probably" he mumbled right before he ran back home to his fax machine.

He contacted the sly pimp who was offering his a position as a Stripper in one of Britain's finest establishments.
A local family owned Cabbage store.

Boris was thrilled at the opportunity, and couldn't wait for his first day.

After waiting for the weekend to end, Boris was finally able to pole dance for the people of Great Britain.
He made a whole £8.73, and was able to afford genital reconstruction surgery.
It was a dream come true.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Sincerely,
The African Prime Minister,
ChunkyBoy27