Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper.

M O N K I I

It was a quiet and foggy night in the Forest of Vietnam.
The men were resting, and the fighting had stopped.
There was one creature however, which had not slept a wink.
This creature being, that of a monkey.

They inhabited the T H I C C Vietnam forest, and spent their days scouring Trees and Rocks.
Down below, was a Cave, it was dark and moist and full of apes.
There was also a BJ.

After his accident, the monkeys had found him. And took him home for a quick recovery. They bandaged his cut, and sung to him too.
They had also given him the Elixir of Youth.
Right now the man lay on his bed, which was crafted from sticks and pegs. He had been resting for several nights, and was about to be given a fright.

The Chinese had located him, and were about to attack.
There were 32 thousand out in the back.
The monkeys were not were aware of their plan.
The Chinese were about to strike, on their feet being their favourite Nike.
They hopped in the cave, and shouted "¥¢{©®¥€~¶§¥¥¶"!

The monkeys jumped up in surprise, they were going to put up a fight. The Chinese charged and grabbed their guns, the Monkeys knew that this wasn't going to be fun.

The Monkeys ran to defend Boris.
And luckily they had a plan, they knew the land and had way too much sand. They grabbed a fistful of it, and launched it at the invaders.
Alas it was no use, as their eyes were closed shut. The monkeys were stuck in a rut.

They knew this was the end, and smacked Boris on the back, causing him to awake.
"Jesus christ" said the Prime Minister.
"Fear Not" said the leader of the Chimps, "We will get you out. "

The strong, bulky Gorilla picked Boris up and began to jog.
He ran past the Chinese, and into the Fog.
"You must hide oh little one" said the Baboon. "Who you callin' little one???" said the Prime Minister in Outrage. He stood up and dusted his jacket.

He had had enough of this, he was going home. He did not like the Chimps, so he called his private Blimp. What a day he thought, after all the Chinese he fought, he definitely deserved a Nesquik.

"One Nesquik" he told the Gorilla.
The ape looked at him in surprise, the man had not been wise, but rather a bloody bastard.
The ape grunted before taking his leg and kicking Boris in the nuts, "Last time we help a Brit... " mumbled the ape.

Boris lied on the dirt floor, grabbing his balls. "Damn" he thought before letting out sob. What a day.