Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper.

Voyage through Wuhan

Boris wiped his forehead as his entire body was dripping from Sweat, he must have been traveling for days now, and he could not remember the last time he had taken a break.

He sat down on a rock which was near him and looked at the scenery around him.

He was in a thick Forest and was unable to see anything past all the trees and vines, but he assumed he must be somewhere in China by now. He began to worry as he had not been in Britain for quite some time now, and feared that the Country may have collapsed without his leadership. With a sudden burst of energy and motivation he rushed through the forest until he ran straight into a sign post, "uaynM" it read.

"Yo, wtf?" the Prime Minister muttered to himself before turning the sign around, "Wuhan" it read. Boris gasped, not due to the name of the town, but rather due to the fact that he had just stepped on a 5 year old child, he looked down and began cursing at the child, "bloody immigrants, dirtying my nice new shoes" he muttered. He picked the infant up and observed that the child appeared to be dead. He chucked the dead child behind him, and carried along his merry way.

That was when he was confronted by what appeared to be even more dead children.             

They all appeared to be incredibly skinny as if they had not been fed, or if they had been killed by some kind of global disease that was spreading, but nah, it's probably not that.

So Boris carried on walking for the next 3 months till he finally arrived in Britain.    

"Ah, home sweet home." he told himself as he just entered into the small town of London.

Though Boris quickly noticed that the town appeared to be empty, and he could not find a single soul roaming the British Capital.

"Hmm, that is certainly odd" the Prime Minister spoke and picked up a Newspaper from a near by Newspaper. He began looking through the different headlines, "Prime Minister thought to be dead", "Child claims to be the lost Prime Minister", "Britain leaves Europe, and votes to move to the Atlantic", "Britain annexed by the United States", "Communist Revolution in the UK".

"No, none of this is important! Since when have the Papers stopped writing about actual important issues?!?! There must be something in here". That when when he stumbled upon the article which he had been looking for. "Shrek 5 Postponed to 2021".

The Prime Minister gasped and threw the paper to the ground before falling to his knees and letting out a blood curling scream. "Why God! Just WHY!!!" he screamed.

He carried on reading and found that it was due to some sort of small flu which was slightly spreading. "Bloody ell, as if that's any reason to postpone Shrek, don't they know how strong the British people are?"

He wiped a tear from his eye, and began to walk to the British Parliament.

He was the only one who could stop this pandemic, and save Shrek 5, no matter the cost.