My Ant and Dec One shots

💙 Forget She Ever Touched You

So this is a short Fic I wrote a long while ago inspired by that clip (I've pinned the two parts above) where Jonathan Wilkes pranks Ant and Dec and that woman flirts with Dec.

Only this is alternate reality so Ant isn't married and this isn't an undercover 😉

Usual BoyxBoy pairing with some mild very content ☺️ Enjoy.

Ant's POV

Ordinarily I loved watching the dog races, especially mine and Dec's dog the Newcastle angel. However, this particular evening was ruined by a particularly flirty women with dyed blonde hair and boobs pushed up so far out of her top she may aswell have not bothered with clothing at all.

Now I didn't mind the attention of women, I could shrug girls off quite easily. Declan on the other hand was too polite and always forced himself to indulge them for atleast a short while- sometimes the whole evening if they were particularly persistent.

However that is the only time I minded the attention of women, was when that attention was on my Dec.

Her hands had been all over him all night, stroking his back and caressing his bicep as he tried to eat. He'd say something in his usual funny witty way and she'd fall over him in fits of laughter, her breast pressed right against his arm while her head tipped into his shoulder. Dec stayed awkwardly still through it and pretended nothing was happening.

The slut next decided she could try and get some audience participation from the smaller man. Apparently she palm read. Dec laughed a bit at the suggestion but she called him a celebrity and kept stroking his palm so he ended up staying still and letting her continue her advances.

I had to watch with a scowl on my face as she laughed and stroked her hand over his hand and up his wrist. There aren't any fucking palm lines up there so I don't know what she was trying to do but I was getting even more pissed the more I watched her laugh and play with his hair as he tried to take a sip of beer.

I swear to god I gripped my bottle so tightly it would have smashed, I ground my jaw and took a deep breath through my noise, forcing myself to relax back in my chair and not cause a scene. 

She started writing down her number on a napkin while inviting him to some house party on Sunday. No way was he going. He had work with me on the Monday and we were gonna cuddle on the sofa Sunday evening. I wouldn't let that snake come between me and Decky's personal time, especially cause we got so little of it recently.

"I tell you what if you want, you can come round mine tonight and just stay over till the party? It would be no trouble." Dec's body tensed completely and for the first time throughout the evening he actually looked scared and his eyes shot to me.

I highly doubted that I was a good source of comfort considering my expression was murderous- my eyes staying fixed on the blondes hand which was below the table, stroking Dec's thigh.

I couldn't contain my anger any more and stood up abruptly, snarling at the woman who was looking at me dumbly.

"Dec man? We need to go, the cars outside." I stated gruffly and he didn't object just stood up, picking up his phone and taking one last sip of his beer. I could hear that woman trying to convince Dec to call her, I didn't turn around because I wouldn't have been able to control myself if she was still touching him. He was my best friend. Not hers.

I could hear Dec's footsteps jogging to keep up with me as I strode down the corridor and he slipped into the bathroom behind me as I darted inside.

Dec's POV

The evening had been eventful to say the least, mine and Ants friend Johnathan hadnt been able to make it to the dog race so a blonde haired lass had taken his seat next to me. That was okay, I didn't mind meeting new people and she seemed very friendly.

I could feel Ants eyes on me all night but i didn't wanna look up again just incase I saw something I liked and almost embarrass myself like last time.

The girl sat next to me was very touchy feely and I shuffled uncomfortably away a few times but was sort of trapped by the window so I just sucked it up for the night, it wasn't the first time a girl had thrown herself at me anyway and it probably wouldn't be the last.

After the palm reading though I went from uncomfortable to ready to leave when her hand descended on my inner thigh and began rubbing up and down, getting right up close to my groin and ghosting her fingers over the outline of my zipper.

I tensed and placed down my knife and fork, no longer that hungry for dessert.

Swallowing thickly I looked up at Ant who looked ready to kill. His grip on his bottle looked painful, turning his knuckles sheet white and I knew I was in for it tonight.

"Dec man? We need to go, the cars outside." That was funny because we hadn't used Ian that day, I had the keys in my pocket. But I definitely wasn't going to argue and followed the angry Geordie out the room after practically peeling the over-friendly women's breasts from my body.

"Anth?" I called as I followed him down the corridor but he didn't seem to be listening. I put my head down and followed silently, hoping he didn't think I was enjoying that women's advances.

Very suddenly the taller man pivoted into a bathroom and I slipped in behind him, a little bit worried we were gonna have to have a serious talk about all that just happened.

I didn't even get time to take two steps into the room before hands were shoving me back and lips were on mine. I gasped as my back made contact with the wall giving my best friend the perfect opportunity to slip his tongue into my mouth and explore liberally.

Part of me had known this would happen, my best friend had always been possessive of me. I never complained of course, I loved when he got jealous and rough, I loved when his lips dragged down to my neck and he bit harshly down on the pale skin until everyone knew I was his.

"Gonna make you...." Ant's lips pushed back against mine, his body grinding against me as he captured my head in his hands before breaking the kiss once more to growl, "... forget... she ever touched you."

I moaned and his knee slipped between my legs and his thigh rubbed against my groin, making me latch onto him and hump needily against his warm body.

"Anth..." I whined, my head tilting to the sky as his lips bite down hard on the skin just beneath my shirt collar.

"Who do you belong to?" He demanded huskily in my ear, making me wither and shake in his strong arms.

"Y-yours." I breathed, "A-all yours."

I felt Ant's smirk against my skin as his hands slid down the curve of my back and squeezed in between my trousers and boxers at the back, his hands gripping my ass through the material as he growled. "Right answer baby."

He paused and pulled me into a crushing hug, tugging my head against his chest while I fought to get my breath back for the first time all evening.

But it was a waste of time because his next words had all the air rushing out of me in one clean sweep.

"Tonight I'm gonna make you mine."