My Ant and Dec One shots

💛 Master's Maid [M]

^ Lord Ant smoking 🥵 don't go for smokers unless it's Johnny Depp or Ant McPartlin 🤣😭

I read a fiction called masters maid once and started writing this one in A&D style. It's been about a year since I started it and can no longer find the original story that inspired it so I apologise to the author. So disclaimer although these are all my own words it's not fully my work.

Haven't given you enough smut recently so here it is. Rated mature of perhaps obvious reasons. Please Enjoy :) 

"Have you got any experience being a Maid?"

"Uh... n-no... not really. I-I clean at home and stuff."

"Right. What was your previous job?"

"I worked as an Actor and now I'm a waiter."

"What days can you work?"

"A-any ma'am... I can work hard too! I swear!"

"Alright okay That's good to hear. Any criminal record?"

"No ma'am."

"GCSE's?"

"Passes in all."

"What size are you?"

"M-me? Uh... small usually."

"We'd probably have to get you a medium woman's. I think even the men's small would be too big on you. You'd just have to swap the skirt for some smart black trousers."

"D-does this mean i've got the job Ma'am?"

"No. I'm afraid I can't hire you, only Mr McPartlin can hire in-house staff and he's in a meeting."

I made an 'O' shape with my lips and nodded nervously, my hands fidgeting in my lap.

"Would you like a tea or something young one? You seem on edge."

"J-just nerves Ma'am, I'm not thirsty though but Thankyou."

"How old are you?" The lady asked curiously reaching for my CV.

"N-nineteen Ma'am."

"That's what it says here." She nodded with a suspicious frown and I felt my whole body sweat nervously. That was a lie, I was actually 17 but no one in their right mind would hire someone as young as me. "You don't look it."

"I-I know.... B-baby face Ma'am."

"Definitely." She hummed and suddenly there was a door slamming. I jumped almost 3 feet in the air and held my heart in surprise.

The elderly lady, with grey hair tied up in a tight bun, smiled. "That'll be Mr McPartlin's guests leaving. Follow me."

I swallowed thickly and nodded, quickly trying to sort out my hair and fix up my slightly wrinkly shirt- the smartest thing I owned- before running after the older woman's long strides.

We didn't go far, but I assumed we took a short cut because the passage way we walked through was crammed and a bit dusty in contrast to the rest of the finely designed mansion.

"You're the 10th one we've had this week. Hopefully you'll get further than the last 9." She murmured and I swallowed thickly.

"W-what do you mean?"

The woman shot me a fake smile as we stepped through a small door, out into a massive corridor which was covered in beautiful Art work and expensive ornaments.

I got a bit distracted, lost in my own little world as my gaze wandered about the giant house towards the giant spiral staircase at the end of the giant hall. Everything was just so giant.