A Totally Accurate Retelling of Pokespe

A Very Pokespecial Christmas

"Happy Birthday Silver!" The kanto and johto dexholders cheer. Silver blinks in surprise. Blue jumps forward and embraces Silver, roughing up his hair. "You've gotten so big! I'm so proud of you - we all are!"
Silver trembles a little and looks at feet. Everybody's congratulating me. How should I react?
As if he spoke those words out loud, Gold pulls his arm around Silver's shoulder. "Lighten up man! Have some cake!" Following up his words, Gold grabs a part of a nearby cake and throws it a Silver.
Not afraid to hold back anymore, Silver lunges for Gold, who runs out of the room. Blue and Crystal laugh.

That was yesterday. The 24th! Christmas Eve. However, today is Christmas! The Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh Dexholders are able to meet up together. The whereabouts of the other dexholders are unknown.

Blue squeals. "Everybody's here! Let's celebrate! Merry Christmas everybody!"
"Merry Christmas!" Everybody else cheers. Blue pulls a piece of folded paper out of her bag. "I have made a whole schedule for the day. I have reserved spots at a Sinnoh ski lodge, and we are going to spend the day and night there. First, snow sports! Next, free time! Then, after we eat and play some games inside, we are all going to have sleepovers!" Blue smiles, a glint in her eye. The dexholders look at eachother, and one by one, they nod.
Green clears his throat. "Do the boys and girls have separate rooms?"
Blue nods. "They are separate rooms, but they have a door that connects them."
Green snorts."I should've known."
"Eh?!" Blue fidgets and fakes tears. "What do you mea- OH, WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SKIING!! Everybody, pull on your ski pants and go go go go!!!!"
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Yellow faces the steep slope, her legs tremoring violently. She watches as the other dexholders easily master the slope.
Come on, Yellow, she thinks to herself. "You've faced much worse, but now you can't ski down a hill?
A voice pierces through her thoughts. Yellow looks behind her to see a very snowy Platinum.
Platinum smiles. "Would you like to ski down together? I'm not great at this either."
Yellow nods. Together, they slowly push off and begin descending down the hill. Yellow squeaks as they go faster and faster.
"Uh, Platinum, how do I stop?"
"Pizza! I read it in a book!"
"What?!"
They are seconds away from the bottom of the hill, where the other dexholders have stopped. Platinum "pizza's" her skis and falls forward from the abrupt stop. Yellow is still going, picking up speed as she approaches the bottom. A few feet ahead of her, Red is standing, chatting to Gold. Yellow panics and slams her ski poles into the ground. Her skis cross over eachother and she falls and rolls down the rest of the hill.

When Yellow comes to, Red and Platinum stand over her.
Instead of helping her off the ground, Red smiles at her. "That was awesome! You even broke your ski!"
Yellow blinks. "Eh?" She looks at her feet, and sure enough, one of her skis is cracked in half.
Gold pops in. "Uh, won't we have to pay for that?"
Platinum pipes in. "Don't worry about it."
Red and Yellow look at eachother in confusion.
—-
The dexholders trudge into the lodge, wet and icy. A young woman dressed in a crisp, formal uniform approaches them.
She bows. "Welcome to the lodge. I will be showing you to your rooms."
Gold's eyes sparkle a little and he grins, scanning her from top to bottom. "Aw yeah!"
Crystal smacks him over the head. She grabs his ear and pulls him close. "Don't be a pervert, Gold. The last thing we need is to get kicked out because of your antics. We are dexholders. Act like one, please."
She turns back to the employee. "Please excuse him."
The woman bows again.

"Woah! These are our rooms?!" Blue shrieks. The log-rooms are brightly lit with lanterns and is covered with colorful carpeting. Each bed is a queen size. A wreath rests on top of a fireplace.
"I mean, I got these rooms knowing they were big, but these are truly extravagant!"
Ruby nods in agreement, his eyes full of stars. Silver walks over to the tv and picks up a piece of paper.
His eyes widen. They have all of the new episodes of Proteam Omega?
"Alright guys, let's settle in!" Blue says. The boys and girls go to their rooms and begin unpacking.
Blue hums a little while she works. I'm glad that it's turning out great so far!
—-
In the distance, a bell tolls.
Platinum looks up from her book. "That's the dinner chime!" Sapphire leaps down from the roof of the cabin. Yellow, Crystal, and Blue leap off of their beds. Right before they open the door to the hallway, somebody knocks on it.
"Dinner service!"
Blue gasps. "Could it be? They deliver food to our cabin?" The door opens, revealing a woman holding plates and five bathrobes. Blue inhales.