Lost (a RichJake story)

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Rich sighed loudly as he listened to Kermit hum the same tune for what felt the hundredth time. To be honest it probably was the hundredth time.

"Could you shut up" Rich snapped turning his head towards the squip.

"Well I'm sorry but if I'm going to go down I'm going to go down with a bop Richard."

Rich groaned before laying down on his back. He pushed his hands into his hair, letting out a long breath. He missed home. He missed his friends. His missed his family and most of all he missed Jake.

He hated the thoughts of Jake missing him. Rich was doing this to him for the second time. Worrying the shit out of him except this time he might not come back to ease the worries.

"Gosh Rich I can still see inside your head and I'm tired of hearing about Jake" Kermit complained.

"Then stop going in my head you overgrown muppet" Rich hissed back.

"Hey I didn't make myself looked like this you chose this" the squip informed "says a lot about your life doesn't it?"

"You have ruined the evil Kermit meme for me forever" Rich said "for that I hate you."

"And you know I erased your memories, made you burn down your boyfriends house, got you stuck he-"

"Stop listing off reasons for me to murder you or I will do it" Rich warned.

The squip was about to respond when the two heard a loud bang.

"Why was that so painful?!" They heard someone yelp.

"I'm a squip Jeremy it's what I do. What do you expect it you try to hurt me I'm going to do something."

"Jeremy!" Rich shot up to his feet and looked around "Jeremy!"

"Rich!" Jeremy called back "where are you?!"

"I don't know it's all black here" Rich yelled "just follow the sound of my voice."

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Mar-"

"You realise I can locate him for you. I can just teleport us there."

"Why didn't you do that earlier!"

"He was to far away to teleport earlier plus all the security measures."

"Just frickin do it already!" Rich heard Jeremy's voice crack hit of the frustration.

Suddenly a few feet away from them stood Jeremy holding his head from the pain and the dizziness, squip Keanu Reeves looking at Jeremy with disgust, about twelve boxes of Mountain Dew and...

"Jake!" Rich exclaimed, his hand coming to his mouth with the shock.

The moment Jake saw him he ran towards him, Rich followed suit and the two met in the middle. Rich jumped into Jake's arm, embracing each other.

"Holy fuck I missed you so much" Jake laughed tears filling up in his eyes.

"I missed you more" Rich laughed before leaning in and kissing every inch of Jake's face.

"Public display of affection" Kermit started.

"Disgusting" Keanu finished.

Rich put up his middle finger to him as he finally placed his lips on Jakes. Jake immediately kissed back putting all the love and passion he could muster into it. No matter how much they wanted it they two didn't let things get heated more for Jeremy's sake then the squips.