lol more dribbles cuz i can

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Yay yay bros
I've been doing this for a whole year wowie
Welp jus enjoy my content

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Jirou: i only take pictures of things that are beautiful.

Momo: your whole camera roll is pictures of me...

Jirou: exactly.

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Uraraka: hey jirou, can you give me some dating advice?

Jirou: just because i'm with Momo does not mean i know how i did it.

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Momo: pantaphobia. That's what it's called. Pantaphobia.

Jirou: W-

Momo: not a fear or pants though. I made that mistake too.

Jirou: momo are you oka-

Momo: it's a fear of everything

Jirou:

Momo: including pants, i suppose.

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Jirou: why don't you have a girlfriend?

Momo: i have strict parents. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Jirou: you have strict parents

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Jirou: please Momo, after everything we've gone through together. Don't do this

Momo: i'm sorry jirou

Jirou: i'm begging you. Don't do it

Momo: it has to be done

Momo, placing a draw-4 card: uno

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Kirishima: *does some dumbass shit and gets hurt *

Bakugou: after i lovingly nurse you back to health, i'm going to murder you

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Jirou: my girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss what do i do?

Tsuyu: step on her feet

Hagakure: kick her shins

Mina: bITE HER LEGS

Momo, distressed: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN GODDAMN IT

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Kirishima: i promised Bakugou i wouldn't do anything stupid!

Mina: why would you lie to your husband like that

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Jirou: without you, 60 minutes feels like an hour!

Momo: i-i well... that's-

Momo: *sigh*

Momo: i love you so much

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Mina: say Jirou's name

Momo: what? why?

Mina: say it

Momo: why would-

Mina: DO IT

Momo: OKAY

Momo, smiling: Jirou. there.

Mina, smirking: now say it without smiling

Momo, still smiling: Jirou- wait

Momo, visibly struggling: Jirou- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK













I think i wrote too much

Nahh
Just take it as a..
New years special

Hope you liked it

Enjoy your day 👋🏻

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