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frank and pink guy have have been flying for days strait its been at least a few weeks. they should almost reach the next layer by now. they have been eating well rice the whole time.

frank: hey pink gay i mean pink guy

pink guy: what?

frank: why are you here the rice fields are not supposed to be populated by anyone.

pink guy: i was thrown here after i joined the military yo become a chef of my dimension and disobeyed because i didn't want to do some gay shit.

frank: what did they want you to do?

pink guy: play country music for 10 hours

frank: that hella messed up

pink guy: yup

frank: oh look the portal to switch realms and layers! pink guy just to tell you right now it feels and looks like your high as balls.

pink guy: ight. 

pink guy and frank go through the portal.

pink guy: im tri tri trippin balls maaann. ( read that in a super doped up high pitch noise)  

frank and pink guy finally got to the next realm and layer of the universe

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frank and pink guy finally got to the next realm and layer of the universe. they are now in realm vegetation layer 9. everything in this realm in 10x bigger than earths. as they flied it started raining to they cut down some trees and picked up some vegetables frank started building the house and pink guy was making the food in a really big log he added the rice and the fruit to make a really got meal.  when frank finished he called up pink guy.

pink guy: frank what the fuck!

frank: what?

pink guy: why the fuck did you make the house a really big dick!

frank: because i wanted to. and you only called it big because your is small.

pink guy: fuck you

frank: fuck you too

frank built 2  bedrooms ( because he said miss me with that gay shit) a kitchen a living room and some stairs to get to the roof. as pink guy walks through one of the ball sacks he says- 

pink guy: damn this look good!

frank: i know i worked hard on it.

pink guy: no not the shit house the food dumb ass.

frank: oh. fuck you. the food does look good though.

they went over to the kitchen after frank showed pink guy the house and his room and started eating.

frank: damn this is good! but how did you cook it?

pink guy: i brought a mini stove and a few pans and spatulas with me.

frank: oh.

 when frank and pink guy finished they went to their bedroom and fell asleep dead from exhaustion from flying. its now morning and they both meet each other in the kitchen. 

frank: pink guy go outside to see and if you can find somebody while find some trees and get the leaves and and make a backpack out of em so we can take our shit.

pink guy: ok, but what about the house? 

frank: we'll leave that here to leave it as our mark. hehe.

while frank pick leaves and get all their stuff he makes a wooden dildo and puts it in pink guys bag. pink guy has been looking for awhile and found a worn out  campfire.

pink guy: weird how the fuck is their a campfire without us noticing?

pink guy flies over and look around.

pink guy: weird someone else must've been here or its just frank being retarded.

???: what are you doing here pink man! (he talks gay ish cant really talk English correctly)

the unknown person was on a tree branch munching on some bark then he jumps at pink guy and tries punching him with the cromozones chin chin gave him he was able to dodge all of his attacks. when pink guy got tired he pushed him and he fell over a log and said-  

pink guy: who the fuck are you! whats your name!

???: i live here i start fires by stealing in other realms. and my name is green cunt!

pink guy: wait a minute, what the fuck did you say your name was?

green cunt: green cunt

pink guy laughs his ass of while pointing at green cunt. 

green cunt: shut up it was all my moms fault!

pink guy: so why are you here?

green cunt: because i robbed from my realm.

pink guy: what'd you rob? dildos?

green cunt: no! your mom virginity bitch!

pink guy: ohhh nice one.

in pink guys head he thought about killing him and taking his cromozones but didn't want to because he wasn't that bad. but he really did need the cromozones instead he said fuck it.

pink guy: so have you seen the dick over their?

green cunt: no

pink guy: oh its because me and my friend are trying to get back to where he lives if you come with us we'll let you live a luxurious life once we finish our job. deal?

green cunt: deal

green guy and pink guy walk and fly back to the house while frank is outside waiting for pink guys late ass.

frank: whoa who is he?

pink guy: i decided to make a mini group and he will be one of our people

frank: but hes just a normal mortal

pink guy: true but we can make him a demi god!

frank: ok whatever hey welcome to hell you might fucking die.

pink guy: shut the fuck up lets hurry we gotta go 

frank: k, wait can he fly?

green cunt: yes i stole a flying car with the press of the car keys it'll just pop up

green cunt spawns the car and gets in pink guy and frank also. 

pink guy: uh frank his name is green cunt ( whispers to frank: shut the fuck up don't laugh he'll crash the mother fucking car) he stole shit from his realm and and know lives here.

frank: ok 

they flew away in the car and started talking about whats going on with chin chin and the cromozones and what their brand new plan is. the plan is that they find 10 really strong guys murder a shit load of people and take their cromozones then kill chin chin and then take over the layer and live life to the fullest. soon later they will reach the next realm. ( every layer has 3 realms frank and pink guy just so happened to be on the third realm at the same time).


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⏰ Last updated: Jan 02, 2020 ⏰

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