Here, Lancey Lance

Chapter Five

When the two left the princess's room, Pidge grabbed Lance by his arm and dragged him to her room. She pushed him on her bed and dug through her clothes, leaving Lance to look around.

Her room was extremely messy; clothes thrown about, trash that was put together to look like the team in the corner, fairy lights hanging but tangled on her wall, crumbled up balls of paper everywhere. He was just itching to clean up the place but from past experience, he decided not to.

"What are you doing," he finally asked.

Pidge didn't look up as she answered. "We are going to prank Shiro and Keith."

Lance leaned forward with curiosity. "What are we gonna do?"

She didn't answer but threw clothes in his face and stood up with some for herself. "Put those on then come back here."

He didn't question her and left to his room. He looked at the clothes confused but nonetheless put them on. They were tight fitting but also snug; a pair of leggings (that Pidge cut a hole for his tail) and a crop top. He wasn't quite sure how this outfit was gonna prank Shiro and Keith but he just let Pidge take the reigns because she clearly knows what she's doing.

He knocked on Pidge's door and asked what next but again she didn't say anything and just led him to the training room where she placed down yoga mats side-by-side.

"Yoga," Pidge said upon seeing Lance's confusion.

"We're gonna do yoga in the training room to prank Shiro and Keith?"

"Yeah!" She looked smug but he didn't understand still.

"How is that pranking them?" Pidge gave an "are you serious" look. "Ohh! It'll get 'em mad that we're using the training room for something that isn't training while they come in for their scheduled training time! Pidge, you my friend, are on fire today!"

She raised a brow before face-palming herself and sighed heavily. "Yes, Lance, that's exactly the prank I thought of."

"Hm, smart Pidgey-Pidge."

She pinched the bridge of her nose, mumbling something then pushed against his back towards the mats. "Uh-huh. Let's go. And don't call me that!"

Lance snickered but let the small girl direct him to the yoga mats. He looked back down at his outfit and wondered why he had to wear such revealing clothes while Pidge wore basketball shorts and a t-shirt. Don't get him wrong- he likes the clothes but why couldn't he had worn his regular clothes?

"Alright, so they're gonna come in soon," Pidge said as she adjusted her green and white mat. "We're gonna do some poses that I pull up on my phone but before we do that, we stretch as they come in so they know that we just got here, got it?"

"I guess." His tail swished behind him a bit in excitement. He was happy he got to spend time with his almost sister of a friend and the pranks they'd pulled but he also was nervous for this one. He didn't want to make his crushed mad at him for being obnoxious but he wasn't just gonna not prank them. Where's the fun in that?

He strained his hearing for any noises from Keith and Shiro and when he heard their voices he quickly motioned to Pidge and they scrambled to get in their positions. Pidge told Lance to begin stretching right before they heard the swoosh of the doors.

Lance looked up in fake surprise then smiled at them. "Oh, hey guys," he called out as he extended his leg straight out and bent over to grab his foot. He heard a choking sound and looked over to see Keith with a bright red face, a hand covering his mouth as Shiro snorted at him.

Pidge twisted her body to crack her back and waved to the others. "Did you guys need this room right now?"

"You know we come in here at this time almost everyday," Keith hissed, glaring at her.

Pidge opened her mouth to argue back but Lance cut her off. "Is it that time already? I thought it was earlier. Sorry guys."

Shiro just shook his head and laid a hand on his boyfriend's shoulder, pulling him toward the wall of the room. "That's alright, we'll wait here until you two are finished."

Pidge smirked. "We just got in here so it might be a while."

"Eh, that's fine," Shiro said, already sitting on the ground.

"Don't take too long."

Lance rolled his eyes and switched legs. "Oh hush, mullet. We'll be here for 10 to 15 minutes tops." There was a huff behind him which he ignored and stood up. "Alright, Pidgey, what are we gonna do first?"

"I told you not to call me that and we'll start simple and easy: mountain pose." She stood with her feet together with her arms a little ways away from her and he copied.

They did simple poses like that; the warrior pose, tree pose, bound ankle pose, bow pose. She then told him to do the next ones himself because she didn't stretch right and pulled a muscle.

"Do you need to see Coran," Lance asked but she should her head.

"Nah, just finish these last few then we can be done. That's fine, right guys," she asked towards the two others against the wall.

Lance looked over to see Keith glaring at him. He looked at Pidge in concern but she shrugged and told him to do a plank then bring it to a upward-facing dog.

He lifted himself up and heard a grunt from one of the two against the wall.

"Alrighty, I think we're done here," Lance said as he stood up. He looked toward the couple to thank them for being patient but stopped when he saw how red Keith was and Shiro seemed to be a little pink. He quickly jogged over to crouch down in front of them. "Are you two alright?"

Keith looked away and nodded. "Yeah, we're- uh- we're good Lance. Just a little warm in here," Shiro responded to him.

With a nod of his head, Lance left the room with Pidge with a "good day!" to the others.

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Ahhhh! Oh my God it's been way too long!! I'm so sorry! I really didn't want to write using my phone so I never made a chapter but it's been forever and I had to give you guys something. I feel so bad because a lot of you thought I was ending this but I'm not. I won't stop writing this until I get to the end. Thank you guys for you patience.
I love you guys so much! Welp, 'til next time!! <3