(Another drunk type of one cause I find them hilarious)
Ruway: I wasn't that drunk
Xander: Dude I found you in your car
Ruway: What's so weird about that?
Xander: your car was in the lake and you were screaming "Ahoy mateys we reached the land"
Ruway: Kill me now
Xander: that's what I said last night when I realized you're my best friend
