Valt: Guys! I need some help. What does Shalt means?
Sasha: SHOOT
Honcho: Valt! from where did you lean that?
Valt: I saw it in twitter, it said that Shui is hot than Shalt because Shalt is just a pure friendship. Some of the people were having an argument about that
Sisco: Since when do you have a twitter account?
Christina: Who made you see those sinful things
Valt: I saw Shu's phone on the table and it had this weird birdie sign and I clicked on it
Shu: Oh! you visited twitter? How many notifications were there
Valt: a lot
Shu: Figured, I didn't use that app since like...forever
Sasha: Shu are you aware of the words Valt speaking?
Shu: Nope,I'm in a big mission I don't have time for this
Valt: So...what's the meaning?
Free: It's a ship name
Valt: A ship?
Cuza: Like the ones which sail? But who wants to call their ship Shalt? It sounds like salt
Xander: -W H E E Z E -
Ruway: Gods I can't
Valt: What's wrong?
Kurtz: It's not just a ship, it's a gay ship
Valt: Oooh It's a happy ship?
Sisco: Give me something to kill myself
Boa: Same, I'm done
Lui: It's a fucking relationship tag you moron, Shu x Valt
Valt: OOH they celebrate out friendship?
Wakiya: Valt...
Daigo: This is getting out of hand
Honcho: How are we going to explain all those things to him
Shu: Time out! Wtf
Lui: Oh you're back. Finished your so called mission
Free: His mission was to read the last page of his sappy romantic novel
Lui: You're into those?
Shu: I read anything, and if Shalt means Shu x Valt holy shit
Sahsa: And then my friends Shu died
Shu: Shakiya, Shree, Shui and even Shaigo those stuff means?
Free: Exactly
Shu: Shu.exe has stopped working
Sasha: I bet 10 bucks, Shu's blushing
Shu: They even ship me with you Sasha
Sasha: Oh... but you're my cute lil brother uwu
Shu: Okay the deed is done, Imma die
Valt: All of those are happy ships so why bother?
Kurtz: Dude....Shu is gay like seriously gay, and his fans know that
Shu: I'll strangle you to death
Wakiya: I'll help
Lui: Why is Shui trending though?
Xander: It's because of the rumour
Shu: Which one?
Xander: The one that says you two are dating
Lui: We are what?
Sasha: Dating you know like going out holding hands and stuff
Shu: I'm here to tell the world FUCK OFF
Cuza: This chat took a turn
Valt: They are talking about happy ships I guess, but I think Lui really likes Shu, I saw him staring
Sasha: Ohohoho
Lui: You porcupine wtf I didn't stare at your stupid idiotic friend
Honcho: You sure bout that? I saw you checking out his a**
Wakiya: At least he censored the letters
Shu: Oi bitch go and fuck the world I don't want to deal with this shit
Christina: Shu, stop swearing
Shu: Oi female dog! go an sexual intercourse the world I don't want to deal with this crap
Sasha: Dan Christina he got you good
Lui: Where is this lollipop? I'll kill him
