Cannibal

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Cinnamon roll: What's a cannibal?

Sulky Shark: Who taught you that?

Chinese Braid: Why are you asking?

Honcho: Why are you all questioning?

Goldilocks: Who taught this kid about cannibals?

Lil shit: I eat boy's love

Wild Shipper: Breakfast and lunch

Lil shit: Then when I'm thirsty

Wild Shipper: I drink their blood

Lil Shit: Carnivore

Wild Shipper: Animal

Lil Shit: I am a cannibal

Deer De La Hoya: Stop it you two

Lil shit: You ruined it! Boomer

Greenie: I find it highly entertaining how nobody didn't bother to stop them as they go on this long

Wild Shipper: It's like we're soul twins Shu!

Lil Shit: Ikr we have similar thinking 

Mom: Are you two dating or something?

Lil Shit: Gasp Mom you didn't

Wild Shipper: Ah! the pain, you tainted our pure friendship. I'm scarred for life

Cinnamon roll: What about the cannibal tho?

Smol bean: ???

Mowgli: Why are you asking?

Cinnamon roll: Sisco called me a cannibal

Big Foot: What did you do?

Cinnamon roll: I was just eating a cinnamon roll

Lil Shit: *chokes on water*

Wild Shipper: *trips down the stairs*

Honcho: *fell off my chair*

Mom: *Hits Theodore on the head (accidently)*

Goldilocks: I can feel the sarcasm dripping on that sentence 

Sulky Shark: You're a cannibal Valt

Cinnamon roll: Is that bad?

Gay Clown: Nothing gay today?

Smol bean: This chat doesn't make any sense most of the time

Deer De La Hoya: Okay Sisco, since you started this mess you should go and end it

Sulky Shark: I'm coming to Spain next week

Lil Shit: REALLY?

Lil Shit: Wait...It's not like I care though

Wild Shipper: Could've fooled me Kurenai MUAHAHAHAHA

Deer De La Hoya: Why so suddenly?

Sulky Shark: A family Vacation

Lil Shit: REALLY? WITH YOUR FAMILY?

Lil Shit: AGAIN NOT BECAUSE I CARE THO

Greenie: You're being too obvious Shu

Emo: You're excited Shu I can feel it from the texts and your speed

Lil Shit: nuuu

Broccoli: He's practically bouncing on his feet and blushsdnaejifbwejcb

Sulky Shark: What happened?

Goldilocks: Shu literary threw his shoe at Sisco and it hit squarely on his head

Chinese braid: The accuracy tho

Bigfoot: Shu and Shoe lolz

Lil Shit: When's your flight?

Wild Shipper: Not like he cares okay guys?

Mowgli: Sure

Deer De La Hoya: Of course

Honcho: Definitely

Sulky Shark: Idk? I never asked from mom

Broccoli: Now he's poutin dhuf wdfhbh

Chinese braid: He hit him again

Mom: Shu! Stop trying to hit him with the chair

Deer De la Hoya: Uhh Chris you're typing that you should say that out loud

Mom: Ah Sorry

Cinnamon roll: This is a mess

Gay Clown: A gay mess

Smol bean: Gods! Shu is trying to bite Sisco's arm off

Greenie: Now that's children! Cannibalism

Smol bean: Biting someone?

Greenie: Never mind

Mom: Shu! you're grounded

Deer De La Hoya: Fuck

Wild Shipper: Christina Shu's crying

Sulky Shark: What the fuck? What's going on?

Smol bean: he's laughing?

Chinese braid: I don't know what's going on anymore

Wild Shipper: Shu is laughing so hard that he's crying

Sulky Shark: What's wrong with that person?

Deer De La Hoya: You mean your future husband?

Sulky Shark: I don't know what you're talking about

Cinnamon Roll: Sisco is tickling Shu and Shu is laughing 

Bigfoot: I was worried for a sec there

Lil Shit: I csnt brethe

Broccoli: He's so ticklish

Sulky Shark: I'm leaving! 

Lil Shit: Where?

Lil Shit: To pack my things up duh...

Sulky Shark: You..... just answered your own question?

Wild Shipper: *in Shu's voice* Lui I will be waiting for you here in the Bc sol. Come quick my love or else my heart would shatter into pieces

Lil Shit: Ewwww

Gay Clown: This chat is so gay that even a cannibal would get scared and run away

Emo: The damn truth


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