Shu: Today can be the last day I might see you all
Sasha: What now? Don't tell me you're depressed over an anime again, because it can be too relatable
Shu: It's not that this time
Wakiya: It's not because you lost against Valt, is it?
Shu: NO, I'm happy for him. I'll never envy my baby
Lui: Your what?
Sisco: Are you two like...you know?
Shu: NO, TAKE YOUR SINFUL THOUGHTS AWAY FROM ME
Xander: Why'd you call him baby huh?
Shu: Because he's my baby, not like baby baby but like baby the little one uhm..like an actual baby?
Kurtz: Are you aware that you're making no sense?
Shu: Because he is a freaking cinnamon roll that should be protected from the sinful souls of this group.
Christina: Make sense
Valt: Shuuuuuuuuuuu I love you two
Shu: Aight best friends forever
Valt: Best friends forever
Sasha: Good, I ship Shu with another person anyway. My OTP is young and wild
Cuza: Just a random question, what does holding hands means?
Sasha: That depends, it can be a friendly gesture but sometimes a gesture by lovers
Cuza: I mean tangling their fingers together
Sisco: Love
Kurtz: that's gay
Ruway: Why you ask?
Cuza: I saw Honcho and Wakiya doing that
Sasha: OMG
Daigo: BUsted
Shu: Fuck
Valt: ... what does that even mean?
Wakiya: We can explain
Honcho: We can?
Free: You two are in a relationship? I knew it from the start
Lui: I knew these two brats would get together , they fight like an old couple
Honcho: If our fight make us a couple what does it make Shu and You?
Shu: It makes us enemies, simple as that
Kurtz: You're gay blushing
Shu: Tf
Free: Back to the main business Shu was depressed over something?
Shu: Yeah, it's tragic how the world hates me
Christina: Did someone say anything to you?
Shu: NO, someone has to save me from this mess
Valt: Shuuuuu, what's wrong I'm coming
Lui: What the actual fuck?
Boa: Was he always like this?
Norman: Back at the snakepit? NO
Wakiya: Back at Beigoma? no
Shu: I'm being serious here, I'm going to die. Everything hates me
Sisco: Stop whining and say what's wrong
Shu: If I say that I'm in the verge of killing myself and need any of your help would any of you come?
Valt: I will, where are you?
Wakiya: You're scaring us
Christina: I'm freaking out here
Sasha: Same, Lui you ask him. He might tell you
Lui: Okay, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Shu: It's the ketchup bottle
Daigo: What's wrong with that?
Shu: It won't open 😫😫
Lui: -_- I'll block you
Xander: Hate to say this me too
Shu: I'm in a life and death situation here
Wakiya: About what? with the ketchup?
Shu: Yeah, it won't open
Sasha: Maybe you should stop chatting and should really try to open it
Shu: OOh good idea brb
Lui: When did he became such an idiot?
Shu: Sisco opened it for me!!!
Honcho: That's a surprise he did?
Shu: But it proves the fact
Sisco: Now what?
Shu: The ketchup bottle hates me, my life is going to be a living nightmare
Boa: Can you be a bit more sensible?
Lui: Don't, he's fucking adorable when he do things like that
Shu: djbeiwfifebiudh
Sisco: He dropped the phone to the broth he's making
Sasha: RIP the phone
Sasha: HECK YEAH, SHIP IT
Lui: TF it was meant to go to another chat
Shu: HOLY shit , this phone is still working
Valt: I think I get it, Lui likes Shu
Xander: Of course my child
Shu: Hush now, get the fuck up to the dining hall I made dinner
Cuza: But you dropped your phone into it
Shu: It's still dinner though
Lui: You're so fucked up
Sisco: He threw away that broth, c'mon let's eat
Christina: These kids gonna be the death of me
