Shu's Hero

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Shu: This is something serious

Lui: Here he goes again

Valt: Shuu, I miss you! Why didn't you come with us?

Shu: I'm in a life and death situation here

Sisco: What? About another ketchup bottle?

Shu: I'm inside the Bc sol building

Christina: What's wrong with that? 

Shu: Where is everyone?

Valt: They say he's a genius

Wakiya: Dude, even Valt is roasting you

Honcho: We came on a picnic remember? You and Free said you guys ain't coming

Shu: I'm dead

Sasha: You died many times

Shu: There's this man banging at the door

Cuza: The mailman?

Shu: No, that man

Xander: Unfortunately we cant see through your texts

Boa: Maybe you should open the door and ask him what does he want

Shu: NO :( I don't want to get raped

Lui: You what? What the fuck is going on?

Shu: He followed me! all the way from the town and even sat next to me in the bus and tried to touch me, Im scared 

Sasha: Okay, are you joking? I

Shu:Imnot

Christina: Where is Free? 

Shu: I dnwt  know

Sisco: Gosh the typos

Shu: Well Excuse you msiter Im dyign here 

Christina: Stay tight Shu, I called Free, he's coming and the police is too

Shu: I fewl like crying

Valt: What's going on?

Shu: What the-

Lui: Oi what's wrong

Sisco: He's scaring us again

Shu: From today onwards Free is my official hero

Lui: WHat the fuck

Sasha: Did he came?

Shu: He nailed a punch and that man got a bloody nose now

Boa: Wow

Shu: Man that abs, I never knew Free is hot

Ruway: Dude amidst all this you're checking him out?

Shu: I'm cheering from the window, Free is super amazing

Sisco: He's not making typos anymore

Shu: The police came, I'm going out brb

Xander: Did Shu just-

Wakiya: Ditched us all? yes

Lui: He's insane

Sasha: ohohoho guess who's jealous

Lui: SHut up woman

Shu changed Free's username to Shu's Hero

Shu's Hero: Well, 

Shu: but you saved me that's all that matters

Shu changed his username to Almost died

Almost died: Welp, that man is gone for good

Almost died: Oh shit

Lui: What now

Sasha: Sulky aren't we?

Sasha changed Lui's username to Sulky Shark

Sulky Shark: *gives u the middle finger*

Sasha: My pleasure

Christina: Are you two alright?

Shu's hero changed Christina's username to Mom

Shu's Hero: Yeah.. and you guys wouldn't believe me, Shu kicked that man, right on his private place

Wakiya: ouch

Honcho: Serves that guy better

Cuza: We're on our way you two

Almost died: Never mind, you go ahead and enjoy. I'm going to calm down and binge watch and anime series with Free

Sasha: Traitor

Sasha changed Almost died to Traitor

Traitor: I'm just scared, I wanna calm down :(

Sasha changed her username to Wild Shipper

Wild Shipper: Fine...

Wild Shipper changed Traitor to Not so Traitor

Not so Traitor: That's better

Sulky Shark:...

Wild Shipper: Someone is jealous

Valt: Who?

Wild Shipper changed Valt to smol bean

Sisco: Agreed, he's too good to this world

Wakiya: Finally! you said something intelligent

Not so Traitor: Imma go now, enjoy your day peeps

Mom: Free, Shu is in your care

Honcho: hahahaha Shu is just a fucking kid

Not so Traitor: But I'm fine on my own

Mom: Not anymore young man, you have to listen to me

Shu's Hero: I'm sleepy sjdbif

Not so Traitor: Aaaaaaand my guardian is fast asleep

Sulky Shark: Yeah Chris is right, just be careful

Not so Traitor: I-I....O...kay?

Wild Shipper: Shu is officially broke good going Lui

Daigo: those two should just kiss already

Xander: I second that idea

Mom: Now everyone stop chatting and enjoy the damn view

Not so Traitor: I'm sleepy too, z z z z night

Cuza: It's not even night

Kurtz: Hah! waited too long to say this but this chat is so gay
















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