Clarifications. (Mini-Chapter)

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A-kun: This is non-canon to the story. But it's an (A/N).

At F. A. O Headquarters in Rainer City... 

Camera's P. O. V

Cross: Do we really have to do this?

Brooks: Come on man, the camera is already rolling. *holding the camera looking towards them like a vlogger*

Luna: Hello! *barges in* *waves at the camera* 

Brooks: Hello! Anyway, I saw some questions about us. So... Me, Cross, and Luna here will deliver the answers!

Cross: Don't expect me to talk that much. I wanna go home. 

Brooks: Nope! You're not going anywhere.

Luna: Let's go!!! *runs away* 

Brooks: *points camera to Luna running away* *whispers* The hell is she doing?

10 minutes later... Brought you by Brooks getting exhausted by Luna running around like a little kid. And Cross being Cross.

Brooks: First of all. I have heard some people say. "How do we even swim in ink? They're humans." 

Cross: We have a pocket device that makes us liquid.

Brooks: Yes. And it changes color based on the color we use. We can also change our color anytime and on the fly. Here's a look at it. *goes in Cross's dorm*

At Cross's dorm...

Cross: Why going in my dorm was a good idea in the first place? *facepalms* *groans*

Brooks: *shows the device* It's named the "Floor Liqudifier" 

Cross: It's a weird name. 

Brooks: This thing is very, very small but it helps me at times

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Brooks: This thing is very, very small but it helps me at times. But I usually lose this thing back then.

Cross: You still lose it even now. *shakes his head*

Brooks: Make me look good here Cross! *looks at Cross behind him*

Luna: *giggles cutely* ...

Technical Difficulties...

Brooks: Anyway. The second question about us humans is... "Why don't Inklings notice us more? We're taller than them."

Brooks: Hold on... That's actually a good question. Hold up. Let me search up something real quick. *pulls out his phone*

Inkling Average Height: 5 Foot.

Brooks: To be honest, we ain't that even tall. Plus it's our disguises that always work. We can always blend in with the surroundings. So to be clear, my official height is 5"9.

Cross: Well, mine is 5"9 also. We have the same height.

Luna: I'm 5"5! *barges in again*

Cross: No one asked.

Luna: *depressed* ... *lays on Brooks's bed sobbing*

Brooks: *gives the camera to Cross* Ay! Luna stop making my pillows wet! *comes to get Luna off the bed*

Cross: *looks at the camera* Hello. Those two are idiots. Am I right? Of course, I'm right.

Cross: *looks at them* While those two are doing what they're doing, I'm gonna answer one more question from you... *looks at the question* Hm... The third question is...

"Are there more humans other than you two?"

Cross: I'm not quite sure. But I hope there are more humans alive and thriving. It sucks to be the only humans in an otherwise Inkling world.

Brooks: *grabs the camera from Cross* Yeah! I heard that question and answer. I hope there are more humans other than us because it sucks being a human in an Inkling society.

Cross: You just repeated what I said. You're really not getting views from this video.

Brooks: No worries! I got this.

Cross: You're gonna make a clickbait thumbnail? Or a misleading title?

Brooks: I'm not a scumbag here.

Luna: Yeah, he's right. Why are you always assuming Cross?

Cross: Because no one is gonna stop me from saying what I wanna say.

Brooks: *looks at Cross* Oddly ignorant. But okay. ANYWAY! *faces the camera*

Cross: The hell did you just say to me? *surprised and slightly angry*

Brooks: That's all for the video! A short one but more of these is imminent for the foreseeable future! Bye!

Luna: *jumps on Cross's shoulders* Bye! *waves bye to the camera*

Cross: *waves bye* ...

A-kun: The mini-chapter is done. It kinda mixed in my mini-chapter and the long overdue "A/N" that was always there after 2 chapters but I'm probably gonna continue doing this in this format. If you have any questions about the story or the science of this story, feel free to comment. I'll keep that for the next edition of Brook's vlogs.

Anyway. The next chapter is gonna be released tomorrow or the day after.

Word Count: 729 Words

1/12/20
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