As a Mexican of course I have a big ass family. Like big ass. Imma just list my 1d family alright
So Harry is my frog mother. It's more complicated than that, you see. He is also my frog son. How is this possible? It's quite simple.
Obviously we took turns giving birth.
But Harry is not the only son I have. There's Niall, who resembles a lot like Ellen Degeneres. No one knows why.
Then comes my parents, right? Well we know Harry's my mom, but Liam is my dad. My daddy to be exact. Sadly, Frog mother Harry and Daddy Liam are no longer together. Daddy Liam remarried to a beautiful girl, Sophia, who is my step mother. Harry gets jealous.
Louis is my douche brother while his girlfriend Eleanor is basically my sister so like yeah.
and last of all Im married to Zen.
gudnight
watch Obama's speech on immigration
pray with me
suck a dick
watch the Latin Grammy's
aguacates de Mexico
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