Here is the story of my day.
I woke up on the right side of the wrong bed, because last night, I got mother fucking drunk...kidding. Nah, my mom have me beer and I drank the whole can...but that happened right now.
SO, I wake up and my mom is like:
" Hey get ready, we're going shopping."
and after 30 minutes of trying ton convince me, we leave. Of course on the way there we stop by Subway...my deal with her.
We shop for a while, since we had the limited time of an hour and I end up wasting 500 dollars on clothes...
My mom spoils me, okay?
so then we like come home and on the way there, we see that one of our neighbors is having a fucking garage sale during winter.
we go anyways...
my mom was in fucking wonderland.
In the end...
I love having rich neighbors
the end
- Aneliz
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