The Lactose Intolerant Fic.

It Begins.

Phil is minding his own business, casually looking through Twitter on his iPhone before Dan smirks deviously as he slithers like a snake up close beside Phil and wraps his arm round him. Phil jumped a little before laughing at Dan's stealth appearance. However, he noticed Dan's mischievous expression and raised his eyebrow curiously. He knew that look extremely well and immediately clicked that Dan was up to something. What was it this time?

"Phiiiill, remember that accidental apple juice experiment we did but thoroughly enjoyed?" Dan started as he continued smirking demonically.

"Yeeeaaah?" Phil replied with a question still with his eyebrow raised but was smiling this time. "What about it?"

"Well, I want you to do something different for me this time," Dan responded as he whispered seductively in his ear still grinning.

Phil bit his lip turned on as Dan seductively whispered in his ear. Dan knew what whispering into Phil's ear did to him. Phil was now highly intrigued and curious as to what this "something" was. What could it be? Did we try it before? No, this aura was different somehow. However, Phil lived by the 'Try New Things' motto as it was literally his branding and was on his merch. Phil decided that whatever it was, he would try it, no matter the cost.

"Oh yeah? What did you have in mind?" Phil inquired as he smirked back. "I'm intrigued."

"Well, you're lactose intolerant, I want you to drink two whole milk cartons so you're extremely gassy and then I want you to fart beside me, on me and more," Dan replied still grinning devilishly as he kissed the side of Phil's neck, several times as he ran his fingers through Phil's iced chocolate coloured hair. "You like my farts and guess what, I like yours."

Phil moaned in pleasure as Dan kissed his neck several times. He didn't want to deal with his stomach issues but at this point he was too turned on by Dan right now that he was willing to do exactly what he said regardless. Not out of force, out of arousal by his boyfriend's request and besides, he liked farting anyway but it was usually just in general. However, he figured a little push and force from dairy wouldn't hurt.

"My stomach is gonna be bloated, rumbling and screaming but you're on," Phil replied as he placed a gentle kiss on Dan's cheek before running his own fingers through Dan's mud brown curls. "We don't have any whole milk though."

"That's why I brought two cartons this morning," Dan replied with a smirk as he pointed to two 1 litre cartons of whole milk on the kitchen side.

"Oh! Well, let's do this mate!" Phil responded and completely pumped with a smirk in return.

Within a few minutes, Dan and Phil headed over to the kitchen side where the whole milk was sitting and Phil immediately started shaking it. However, he suddenly had second thoughts. What if an unfortunate accident happens? What if I he died of embarrassment? Nah, not possible because that apple juice encounter didn't humiliate Dan and him in any way, shape or form but...the pain.

"I don't wanna do this now," Phil replied undoing the lid giggling like a child, smiling like a baby.

"Go on Phil, chug it!" Dan urged him on supportively with a heartily laugh and a huge grin. "You can do it, I believe in you!"

With that, Phil was about to place the drink up to his mouth when he giggled again. However, he finally took the brave streak and chugged down the first carton of whole milk before laughing. He could not believe he just did that. However, Dan clapped laughing after Phil completely proud before smirking and handing him the final whole milk carton.

"Yes Phil, last one now," Dan replied as he was the one giggling now. "You got this!"

"Oh no, I haven't even drank the second one yet and my stomach already feels so bloated and like it's about to explode and that was just one of the 1 litre cartons!" Phil answered still laughing as he was now rubbing his stomach. 

"Wait, really?! That's good!" Dan responded as he continued giggling. "Come on Philly, bravery is key! Drink the miiiilllllkkk!"

"Oh god, here we go!" Phil answered as he was also still giggling and now had his hand off his stomach. "Bottoms up!"

With that, Phil chugged the entire second 1 litre whole milk carton and Dan was enjoying every minute of it. He laughed loudly as soon as Phil finished it and Phil laughed adorably after as he held his stomach again. It was painful but he didn't feel the urge to need the toilet just yet which was good. However, he felt the urge to fart instead...like...a lot. Within a matter of minutes, Phil's stomach started bubbling and rumbling slowly.

"Annnd it's starting," Phil replied as he started fidgeting a lot but giggling like a child in between. "Dan, I need to fart now. Should I just go with it and do it, like a practice fart before we get down to the interesting part?"

"Great and yes, go off!" Dan responded as he bit his lip with a smile before giggling. "Let it rip, Philly!"

With that, Phil moved his hand from his stomach and placed it on the side before pushing and then farted extremely loudly before covering his mouth with his free hand and laughing. Dan laughed loudly after. 

"That was so loud, oh my god!" Phil stated, shocked but still laughing hysterically.

"Haha, you're meant to be LACT-NO but now you're like, LACT-SO!" Dan joked still laughing hysterically.

That made Phil laugh more. Within a matter of 30 minutes, Dan dragged Phil up to his room before laying down and pulling him on top of him. That made Phil bite his lip and without hesitation, he started passionately kissing him and Dan kissed back as the iced chocolate brown haired male's stomach bubbled and rumbled even more, more aggressively this time. Dan moaned into the kiss before gently breaking it with a smirk.

"Do it Phil! Let your lactose intolerant farts go on top of me!" Dan demanded with a smirk before biting his lip in arousal.

"You got it Daniel!" Phil replied as he pushed and farted loudly several times on Dan grinning as he did so.

"Oh yes! That's the sweet spot, right there against my thighs!" Dan moaned in delight as he bit his lip more.

"You like that huh?" Phil replied as he whispered seductively in his ear. "Well, here's some more."

With that, Phil let rip excessively on Dan even more which made Phil moan in joy this time as Dan screamed in an orgasm. After that, Phil started kissing Dan passionately again, this time biting down gently on his lip to add to Dan's turn on. Dan once again moaned into the kiss as he started undoing the belt to Phil's black jeans before slowly pulling down the zip. Phil gently broke the kiss taking the hint before taking his belt and black jeans off so he was just there in his light blue boxers and his plain white t-shirt. After that, Phil decided to undo Dan's black jeans zip and button whilst taking them off so he was just in his raven black boxers and jet black t-shirt.

"You ready for more gas?" Phil replied with a grin of delight as he rubbed his bubbling and rumbling stomach a bit before.

"Fuck yes! Lacto-Fart me up daddy!" Dan responded with a grin in return.

With that, Phil nodded still grinning and farted excessively more on Dan again moaning in joy as once again, Dan had an orgasm. Regardless of the bloating pain, bubbling and rumbling, Phil didn't mind being lactose intolerant because he could just eat dairy if he wanted to fart a long time and enjoy every minute of it which he adored a lot. After that, Phil started passionately kissing Dan again before Dan gently broke the kiss as he had another request.

"Phil," Dan started with his mischievous grin returning. "I have another request."

"Oh yeah, what's next?" Phil replied with a grin in return as placed a soft kiss on Dan's cheek.

"I want you to let rip in my face," Dan replied still with his cheeky grin before kissing Phil's cheek softly in return.

"Alright, on it!" Phil responded as he clambered off of Dan also still grinning.

With that, Phil got in position standing up before doing a squat down near Dan's face before his stomach started bubbling and rumbling aggressively again. With that, Phil pushed, letting out 7 farts in Dan's face before moaning in arousal. Dan bit his lip and soon after Phil's farts and moan, he had an orgasm before breathing in Phil's lactose intolerant fart aroma.

"Awwwwwwwwh," Dan moaned loudly in delight. "Oh yes! That's it! Awwwwwwwwh! Keep going!"

Phil moved even closer to Dan's face with a smirk present on his own face before letting rip 10 more farts which made Phil moan himself and Dan moan even louder in enjoyment. Before long, Dan yanked Phil down beside him before clambering on top of him and kissing him passionately as he ran his fingers through his boyfriend's iced chocolate coloured hair, once again. Phil moaned into the kiss as he ran his own fingers through Dan's chocolate mud brown hair. After that he gently broke the kiss.

"Phil, I have one more request," Dan started as he gave Phil a hickey on his neck before smiling.

Phil moaned in pleasure before giving Dan his own hickey as he moaned shortly afterwards. Phil was curious as to what the final request was. Although it didn't matter because he was enjoying Dan's little experiment and kink and he would still do it regardless. He didn't give a fuck, not even close. His stomach wasn't even bothering him anymore.

"What's that Daniel?" Phil inquired as he smirked more.

"I want you to sit on my hand so I can feel your lactose farts there too," Dan answered as another smirk was present on his face.

With that, Phil nodded as Dan got off him and sat up, Phil sat up beside him shortly after as his stomach started acting up again, bubbling and rumbling and he rubbed it a little before stopping and placing his hands on the bed. However, without hesitation, Dan put his hand under Phil's butt as he felt the fabric of Phil's boxers brush against his skin before Phil pushed and farted loudly 20 times, moaning once again in delight with a smile and Dan moaned louder alongside Phil before removing his hand from Phil's butt and sniffing.

"Oh yes, the smell is so strong," Dan moaned as he sniffed his hand more with a huge grin. "Your lactose farts are the best farts."

"Glad you're satisfied," Phil replied as he smiled back before lifting up his leg and farting another 20 times. "Awwwh and thank you Dan, I agree. The pain sucks but it doesn't hurt too much so I don't really mind and the farts feel heavenly."

Dan nodded in agreement with a smirk before wrapping Phil in a hug and Phil hugged back with a smirk.

THE END!