"Well normally in the world that I come from people say that right is the RIGHT way to go but since this world is the way things shouldn't be then it would be left is the right way. Right?" you took a little bite of the left side of the mushroom and grew to half of the 'mad-hatters' height... You know what, let's just call him JJ. "I thought you were 5'3?" you made an angry face at him and took another bite of the mushroom that was now tiny to you. You grew, but you grew taller than JJ "...There's no way you're like 6'5" you rolled your eyes and threw the whole tiny mushroom in your mouth.
You shrunk into the height you're used to. JJ laughed and took off his top hat, tipped it upside down and a measuring tape fell out with a weird cats face on it.
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He measured your height and smiled "Perfect". He then took a look at his top-hat and then stopped smiling "How am I going to get you to the tea party?" does he not realise that you can walk? He bent onto the ground "What are you doing...?" "I can't carry you on my top hat so I'll give you one of those piggy-back things. You can't walk around here because you don't understand this world fully yet and you don't know which plants are dangerous or just plain rude. I know that I'm only a bit taller than you bit I'm older so I need to be more responsible"
"Okay... But you can't carry me around everywhere."
"Can't is an impossible word here."
You rolled your eyes and hopped onto his back. He stood up and started to walk through the woods... This is sort of awkward. "So... If I stay here will I be 18 forever, just like you're 27 forever?" he nodded. "Also... Do you have un-birthdays too or is it just me?" "I have un-birthdays on every day but April 17th, that's my birthday. We don't age up on our birthdays though."
He tripped on the root of a tree at one point which almost made you fall. "By the way JJ, why does your hat say 10/6 instead of 6/10?"
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"Because 6/10 doesn't make any sense here. It's 10/6."
At the tea party
JJ walked through a beautiful archway as a butterfly flew past, one that you've never seen before. You admired it's beauty. JJ let you down from his back since it's safe around here. The butterfly landed on your hand and you let out a big fat 'awww'. You turned towards JJ again and saw that he had a look of disgust on his face. He narrowed his eyes, raised his cheeks and wrinkled his nose a bit "Ach... Bread butterflies are all over the place these days" You took a closer look at the butterfly and noticed that it indeed does look like bread.
