𝔚𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 - 𝔍𝔬 𝔍𝔦𝔫𝔥𝔬

The cabbages and the kings

"Kaloo Kalay come here and play, I'll be the one off-ing a head today."

Everyone around the table laughed, especially the March hare "How's that fir ye ay hatter? Good job lass."

JJ fixed his hat and brushed the dirt off of it while he pouted and thought of a comeback "Well- She didn't add the cabbages and the kings part." really? Thats all he's got? "But this isn't about cabbages or kings, this is serious. Y/N, time is running out and we need to find a way past the-" A roar echoed through the mushroom forest followed dodos and flamingos running past the tea party "The bandersnatch is out, the guards are on their way. Everyone, head towards the white queens castle, we must inform her of this." And with that, everyone was off apart from you and JJ simply because you have no idea where you're going.

JJ grabbed your hand and pulled you along with him while sprinting through the mushroom field as if his life was on the line "Come on Y/N, hurry up or the bandersnatch will get us and the guards will be off with my head for real this time!' You felt as if you could collapse any moment with the speed you were both going at. JJ somehow managed to out run the white rabbit and the March hare "Y/N go with Mallykmum!" he shouted back while letting go of your hand and turning into a complete different direction. "C'mon, what are you waitin' for?" Mallykmum asked as the so called 'bandersnatch' roared in the distance.

The ground started to shake and the bandersnatch came into view. It was a big grey beast with black spots on its fur and huge big teeth that could most likely cut through metal not to mention that it had a giant mouth, big enough to fit a baby elephant inside. It had cat-like ears and a body shape similar to that of a bear along with a bear-like nose. The eyes looked horrifying and whats worse is the fact that the thing actually seems to have eyebrows.

You and Mallykmum started to run again and even though it might be embarrassing because she's a mouse that lives inside a teapot and thinks she's some sort of soldier, she's faster than you by a lot. "C'mon Y/N!" the bandersnatch started to get closer and closer until it finally hit you that you were the target of this- this thing.

It knocked down every mushroom it could tread on with a few red guards at its side, guiding it towards you. Your legs were shaking like mad and your heart was pounding rapidly as you almost fell with every leap and step you made. The bandersnatch seemed to be closing the gap between you and it fast until it got close enough that it could bite or even eat you.

But... This is just a dream, right?

You turned around in one quick movement and stood in front of it "This is just a dream, you can't and won't hurt me." in the background behind the bandersnatches growers Mallykmum could be heard saying 'what is she doing?' it continued to growl and move its face closer and closer to you, looking as if was about to pounce like a tiger when all of a sudden it let out a cry of pain and thrashed its front legs around, scratching your arm in the process.

Mallykmum poked her miniature sword into the things right eye and pulled it out of the socket, running away with it still stuck to her sword. The right side of things really are unlucky here huh?  "RUN!" So it turns out you can get hurt in dreams... Either that or this actually is happening, you're really in another world right now.

(Btw keep in mind that Mallymum is a tiny mouse doing all of this.)

Mallykmum dived into a bush and you followed her, despite all of the tiny twigs and branches scratching your face and arms. The bandersnatch and the red guards ran right past the bush and into the distance. The March hare came down the path and met back up with you and Mallykmum, followed by tweedle dee and tweedle dum, then the bloodhound, but no JJ.

Mallykmum and the others started talking about how JJ is usually the first to show up and isn't here meanwhile you were listening to the voices on the over the hedge. "Oh Mary Ann! Mary Ann? Oh, drat that girl" as your legs walked closer to the voice a house came to view with the white rabbit, a dodo and a lizard. As you attempted to talk to the white rabbit he looked at you and gasped dramatically "Why, Mary Ann, what are you doing out here?" Mary Ann? Who's Mary Ann? "Mary Ann?"

"YES. Mary Ann, don't just do something, stand there. No, no! Go, go! Go get my gloves, I'm late!" He pushed you inside of the house through the doorframe. "But late for what?"

"MY GLOVES, MARY ANN GO GET MY GLOVES!" Why do rabbits even need gloves? Goodness... Next thing you know you'll be taking orders from DD and LaLa, if LaLa's still there and didn't run away back to her old owners. Nah, thats silly, how could she just find her way back like that? You never know though, after seeing dreams actually come true anything could be possible.

A.) Go get the white rabbits gloves.

B.) See what the dodo and Bill the lizard are doing.

C.) Go back to mallykmum and the others

New book out! (I'll put a link in the comments)