𝔚𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 - 𝔍𝔬 𝔍𝔦𝔫𝔥𝔬

Two days slow.

"Wait, what were you about to say?"

"I spilled the second letter of his first name because of the special occasion, he surely won't mind" The cat evaporated into a mist. The tea party was engulfed by an awkward silence with the ambience sound of birds and other woodland creatures in the mushroom forest. JJ glanced at you for a second and you awkwardly glanced back, making a short eye contact. Nobody talked for what felt like 10 minutes but in reality was probably only a second.

"PFFFT!" The March hare spit out his tea and it all landed on JJ's shits, making it wet and covered in tea mixed with the March hare's spit "Yer joking!" the March hare seemed to have taken ages to process that but JJ already had and was now worrying about his tea-stained shirt, wiping it with a napkin.

The white rabbit hopped over to the tea party with his pocket watch on him that of course useless because time has been stopped here. Despite not even wearing a watch, Jinho looked at his wrist as if something was there "You're late. Where have you been?" The white rabbit pulled out a seat and attempted to pull himself onto it with all of his might, one things for certain there isn't much of that. He fell back down and took one big hop onto the chair, succeeding this time. "Terribly sorry, Mary Ann couldn't get my gloves."

"I'm so glad Y/N is here, I knew she was the right one. I've searched for so many Y/N's up on the surface and you wouldn't believe how many times I've almost been eaten by other animals. The animals up there walk around entirely unclothed and they do their... Shookum" everyone gasped and covered their mouth in horror "In public, right in front of all the others. Filthy creatures they are." The white rabbit took off his glasses breathed on them, creating a steam on the lens so he can clean them with his sleeve "Speaking of Y/N, where is she?"

You cleared your throat for the white rabbit to notice you but he never and JJ caught onto that so he grabbed your tiny arm and held you up "OW, let go!" You bit his finger with your little mouth and he dropped you in a pile of teabags "Oh heaven reserve me, she's tiny! I'm sure when I led Y/N here she was taller."

"That's because she's the wrong Y/N!" Mallykmum hit her small mouse hands on the table in rage "You got the wrong Y/N!" gasps came from outside the tea party, in the woods. You turned around to see who was behind you and saw a bunch of poppies and daisies with human-like facial expressions in disbelief and utter shock.

"I would say I brought the right Y/N, I'm sure I was at the right place at the right time but my clock is broken." JJ jumped up onto the table and started walking across it, once he reached where the white rabbit was sitting he jumped onto the ground, snatched his pocket watch and opened it up. "I see whats wrong here, this clock is full of springs and gears!" he then dipped the white rabbits watch in a cup of tea and proceeded to sprinkle salt on it. "Ahaaa! This watch must have these gears removed immediately!" he used a tea spoon to pry out the gears without actually knowing thats what makes the clock work in the first place.

The white rabbit started catching the bits and pieces that JJ was now throwing all over the place "Oh my goodness, no! My wheels! My gears! B-b-but- b-but!" he tried to stop JJ but he was rudely ignored "This watch needs some butter... BUTTERRR!" he shouted across the table and the march hare ran for the butter and a knife to bring it to him which he shouldn't have done because JJ used it to spread It around the inside of the poor pocket watch.

"Oh no, no! No you'll get crumbs in it!"

"Oh what are you talking about? This is the very best butter, theres no crumbs." he slammed the rest of the butter in the white rabbits face to shut him up "Tea?" the March hare requested but didn't wait for a reply as he poured a full teapot of tea onto the watch. "Tea oh yes I never thought of tea!" the white rabbit tried to object again but the March hare placed his paw/hand over his mouth "Any sugar?" JJ nodded "Two spoons of sugar, yes two spoons. Thank you." He scooped out two spoons of sugar from the pot you were once sitting in and dumped it in then tried his best to crush the spoons into the watch too. "Oh and Jam, I forgot all about the raspberry jam."

"Mustaard?" The March hare held a jar of mustard for JJ and he almost took it but then knocked it out of his hand "MUSTARD?! Don't. Let's be silly!" he lectured him "We can't put mustard with Jam. We'll try lemon instead." after squeezing in the lemon he clamped it shut and cut around the corners so that it isn't sticky "There. That should do it."

All of a sudden the clock started vibrating rapidly and increased to start having a spasm all over the place with a ringing noise coming out of it. The pocket watch went crazy all over the table and fell onto the ground but didn't break even more. It moved over to where JJ was standing and JJ ended it by stomping on it and picking it up to hand it back the the white rabbit. Nobody else talked including you. All of you just sat and watched the madness unraveling before your eyes. "Two days slow, thats what it is."

"Oh my watch..." the white rabbit started to sniffle with tears welling up in his eyes. Who knew rabbits could cry.

"IT WAS?!" JJ shouted. Of course it's his watch, who's else would it be?

"And it was an un-birthday present too..." This whole thing started to get sad and you were about to speak to lighten the mood but didn't. JJ grabbed the white rabbit by one arm and the March hare grabbed his other. Both of them started to swing him back and forward and flipped his around so that he was facing the hedge. JJ started to sing and the March hare joined in "Well in that case! A very happy un-birthday toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo YOU!" 

Both of them let go of his arms at the same time and he went flying over the hedge, into the mushroom forest that you found tweedle dee and tweedle dum in. "Why did you do that? That's so mean! This is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life and all of you are absolutely insane, mad, bonkers, out of your brain, CRAZY-" JJ quickly ran over to you and silenced you, putting a sugar cube in your mouth so that you stop talking.

"Shhhh! We're going to consult Absolem so that we can see if you really are the right Y/N."

A.) I am the right Y/N, this is my dream.

B.) You've got the wrong Y/N, I just want to go home.

C.) Who's Absolem