𝔚𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 - 𝔍𝔬 𝔍𝔦𝔫𝔥𝔬

All the best people are crazy.

A/N: Okay I don't stan TXT but guess what? Someone told me that they hate TXT's cat and dog MV because they think its too auto-tuned so I listened to it two days ago and I thought the same. Today I've had it stuck in my head all day and I absolutely LOVE IT. I'm not even joking I went from hating it to instantly loving it. I might actually make a fan fiction about TXT, the MV has given me a good idea. I'm probably going to have to find out a bit about them though because I don't know them.)

"Hatter! Where are my hats? I'm not a patient monarch!" A voice shouted from another part of the castle, far but not too far that you can't hear it. Even if she was on the other side of the castle you'd probably still hear it anyway, the loudness of her voice is greater than her head. "She keeps the vorpal sword hidden in the castle. Go find it, the rabbit will help you. I'll be here, making my hats. Stay safe." JJ told you "Jinho, one more thing." he gave you a confused look and held that look for a while "Did you just forget my name then replace it with another name that isn't my name at all but starts with the first letter as my name so you thought you could use it as a replacement for my name since that name sounds a lot like my name but isn't the right name?... Or is it just me?"

"No, it's your real name. I thought I already told you. Do you n-"

"Not time for that. Go get the vorpal sword. If you slay the jabberwocky on frabjous day then we can spend the rest of frabjous day together... Then it'll be time for you to go home..." He was about to get upset but obviously didn't want to keep you waiting so he thought you'd like to be shoved out of the room and into the hallway. "When you have the sword go to the white queen!" He shouted while he stood against the door so that you can't come back in. The white rabbit came and instructed for you to follow him and you ARE going to but first need to shout something back at JJ "We're going to the white queen together!"

The white rabbit let you through the completely red hallways which all have red walls and cards glued to the floor instead of a carpet, the cards are all on the 4th of hearts. "Y/N! How Is it that you're being so great big?" One of the tweedles asked, puzzled. Both of them have an identical heart print on their forehead as if it had been stamped onto them. Great... Now its even harder to tell the difference between them. Both of them started to talk, one after the other and you had no idea who was who.

"She's not GREAT BIG this is how she normally is!"

"I'm certain she was smaller when we met."

"What you on about?"

"She used to be smaller than the hatter but now she's taller than him!"

"She used one of those weird drinks!"

"What drinks?"

"The one that drank the piss out of her to make her smaller! Recall it?"

"Oh, yeah-"

You took a look around while they were talking and saw that the white rabbit had left "-TWEEDLES! Where's the rabbit?" both of them looked at each other and pointed in different directions. One pointed up with his right hand and left with his left hand while the other pointed down with his left hand and right with his right hand as both of them said "over there" at the same time. 

Once they both decided on going left they took you through the hallway. You got half-way through the hallway until a familiar white mouse jumped out at you with her tiny little pin of a sword "What are you doin' here?"

"I'm rescuing the hatter!"  After trying to step over her she stabbed your ankle "No, I'm rescuing the hatter!" The white rabbit came hopping up to you and you realised he wanted you to follow him but Mallykmum wouldn't allow it. Since negotiating with her isn't helping you decided it would be best to do what you've always wanted to do but in a much more polite way. So... You lightly (kind of) kicked her out of the way. "Call me fake Y/N if you want but I'M the one rescuing the hatter. You're not his girlfriend, I am!" And with that, you ran after the rabbit once again.

The rabbit took you to a dark dungeon-like room with many skulls, no other bones, just skulls. The white rabbit stopped at the door meanwhile you continued to walk in "The sword is hidden inside that. Be carful Y/N." And by that he means a huge container with heavy cat-like purring coming inside it. They have a cat as their guard? No way. 

Once you got closer to the cage and peeked inside a little line that isn't cover you saw whats inside and completely forgot about everything you thought about a cat purring, for this is a sleeping bandersnatch snoring. That... The thing that scratched you. One of the queens three 'pets' that JJ told you about. You remember exactly what he said when you went on a walk in the woods before you started talking about slaying the Jabberwocky. It was a poem which at first you didn't understand but now it makes perfect sense.

"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

Shee took her vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe she sought --
So rested she by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.

And, as in uffish thought she stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
She left it dead, and with its head
She went galumphing back.

'And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish girl!
Oh frabjous day! Kaloo! Kallay!'
She chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

Now that you think about it... The poem is about you. You slaying the jabberwocky.

You unwrapped the bandage that the Cheshire Cat put on your arm and showed the white rabbit "Look what that thing did to my arm! Wait- It wasn't this bad before..." The wound looked as if it was infected and the white rabbit fainted, probably shocked. You had no idea what to do, you can't just go in there and get eaten while trying to grab the sword, can you? Not after Mallykmum gouged out it's eye. Wait... That's it.

And so you ran down the red hallways to find Mallykmum and once you did you asked her a favour and made sure to be polite. After all you did just kick her across the hallway. "Mallykmum, do you still have the bandersnatch eye?" She unhooked the little sack from her clothing and tapped it which made a gross gooey noise, nevertheless the eye itself is rather grotesque "Right here!" You extended your arm lightly and put on the nicest and calmest voice you could even though your blood was boiling just seeing her in all of her annoying, squeaky glory "I need it"

"COME AND GET IT!" And she once again started to wave her little sword at you even though she knows well of what happened last time but she did tell you to come and get it so you gladly just snatched it out of her hand. She is a mouse after all, what can she do? Nibble on your fingers and poke your palm with her sword? Pathetic. You made your way to the bandersnatch and entered the cage while the bandersnatch remained still on the ground bit started growling.

"I have your eye." You quickly took the eye out of the pouch and rolled it to him then rushed towards the chest with the word 'vorpal' written on it. Good thing it isn't as dusty as the other chests are or you never would've seen it. You tried to pull the chest open while the bandersnatch popped his eye back into the sockets but it was too late. With a scratched and infected arm you're too weak to open it and the bandersnatch is getting closer to you. Suddenly the moon dropped out of the sky and the sun bounced up, allowing you to see better. The moon and the sun must know whats going on. They must be helping.

A beam of light shone into the room and reflected on the bandersnatches collar. But not just any part of the collar, there is a key attached to it. The bandersnatch seemingly calmed down and is now not growling but just looking at you, probably examining you. The difference is that it looks an awful lot friendlier during the day.

A.) Ask for the key

B.) Just take the key anyway

C.) Try to find another solution

D.) Get Mallykmum.