𝔚𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 - 𝔍𝔬 𝔍𝔦𝔫𝔥𝔬

Mary Ann

This is a kind of sketchy situation. While the white rabbit wasn't looking you crawled away back through the bushes "Mary A- Mary Ann? MARY ANN!" Once you reached the other side of the bush you saw that everyone had left already and you don't know how to get back to the tea party so the only person you can ask that actually knows is the white rabbit. You crawled back through the bush to the house and saw the white rabbit shouting "Mary Ann!" out of his window.

When the rabbit saw you he came rushing out of the house and pushed you in "My goodness Mary Ann go get my gloves I'm late!" he proceeded to push you up the stairs and you ended up in his room, letting out a sigh of relief "Now let me see... If I were a white rabbit, where would I keep my gloves? A small pot sat above a dresser with little cookies inside 'take one' "Don't mind if I do" after taking a cookie you felt yourself start to shrink more and more and more.

Who knows how long later

An earthy scent hit your nose with a tinge of tea, a bit of a random combination but its okay. After slightly opening one eye and rubbing the other you finally came to a realisation, you're at the tea party AGAIN. The first one to speak was, as always JJ AKA hatter or now probably knows as J Jo "Look who it is, it's the Y/N."

"How can we be sure she's the Y/N? Theres probably dozens of Y/N's out there and you pick her, she can't even resist the urge to take a bite of a cookie in a rabbit's house when looking for a pair of gloves." After the cat started talking you were taken aback, he always pops up at the most random times.

JJ smiled and started walking across the table, treading on everyones cups and saucers on the way, annoying a feisty Mallykmum "HEY WATCH WHAT YOUR DOIN' HATTER!" he kept walking across the table until he reached the end which is when he jumped down and kneeled next to your tiny self "It is you, I know it." in which Mallykmum interrupted "No it's not, you brought us the wrong Y/N!"

And JJ seemed to disagree "It's absolutely Y/N. You're absolutely Y/N, I'd know you anywhere." he turned to face the others with confidence "I'd know him anywhere!" the others all childishly giggled at his mistake but hare, cat, dog and mouse version while JJ grabbed your tiny arm with his hand and lifted you across the table and walked on it again. "Well, as you can see we're still having tea and its all because we were waiting for your return. You're terribly late you know? Time has been waiting. Naughty." JJ waved a finger at you as if he was scolding you for something which made the hare cackle like a witch and spill his tea.

"Well anyway, time became quite offended and stopped all together, not a tick ever since." time has stopped? Just in this world or in the other- normal world too? Instead of directly asking him you decided to say something different "Time can be funny in dreams, can't it?"

"Yes of course but now you're back you see? And we need to get on to the Frabjous day." Mallykmum and the hare got the 'joke' and started getting all exited as if it was a big deal, it must be an inside joke "I've spent a great load of time investigating things with the letter M." JJ leaned in to whisper a question to you, an unimportant question but it seems like he didn't want the others to hear it "Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?" he slowly backed up and they all spoke in a slurred voice "ꁕꆂꅐꁹ ꅐꂑ꓅ꑛ ꓅ꑛꍟ ꃃ꒒ꆂꆂꁕꐟ ꃃꂑꁍ ꑛꍟꋫꁕ!'

"What?"

The cat decided that this was his time to come in "He said down with the bloody big head, the bloody big head being the red queen" he took a sip of his tea and went on from where he was interrupted by JJ "Come, come we simply must not be interrupted by the slaying and such! And therefore this is a good time to forgive and forget or forget to give, whichever comes first or is in any case the most convenient!." he took off his top hat and reached into it, taking out a watch and placing it back on his head "I'm waiting."

"All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea." Poor cat can't finish the tea but JJ doesn't think the same way "The whole entire time has stopped and the world has fallen into ruins but whats worse is poor Cheshire is off of his tea." he mocked like a child in which Cheshire replied "What happened that day was not. my. fault." while spinning his paw around in the teacup.

JJ inhaled madly and his pupils got a lot smaller in seconds. A familiar quivering Scottish voice in the background made itself present "OOOOOhhhh dear." JJ stood up but this time walked around the table, heading towards the cat instead of walking across the table "You're out and in to save your own skin you guddler's Scottish pilgar lickering shukm juggling sluking urpal BAR LOM MUCK EGG BRIMNI!!!-"

"Hatter!"

JJ stoped shouting at the now terrified cat and thanked Mallykmum for shouting at him to stop him shouting until Cheshire interrupted again "Whats wrong with you Ji-... What's wrong with you Jo? You used to be the life of the party, you used to do the best futterwacken in all of Witzend"

A.) What does that mean?

B.) What were you about to say before you repeated yourself?