𝔚𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 - 𝔍𝔬 𝔍𝔦𝔫𝔥𝔬

Um

(I'm terribly sorry to say that Wonderland is already halfway done meaning that this is the halfway point in the book until it ends. But don't worry, there will be a 2nd book.)

You woke up to a dogs nose intensely sniffing under the hat until it eventually tipped revealing the dog which happens to be the same dog barking at 'Jinho' in the woods. "It's you! You were supposed to lead them away from Jinho, not to him!" the dog tilted its head to the side and blinked "Jinho? You mean the hatter, JJ?" oh, nobody knows his real name apart from you and the cat. Oops. "That isn't the point! Why did you do that?!" "They had my pups. They told me if I led them to JJ then I'd get to see my pups again." This whole wonderland situation is a big fat mess... "So where is JJ right now then?"

"He's at the red queens castle, Salazen Grum."

"Take me there."

"I can't. That is not foretold." What gives this dog the right to object? You're their saviour and the dog is what caused this in the first place. "I don't care! He wouldn't be there if it wasn't for you and me. It's almost frabjous day and I don't want him to die! He's my boyfr- For goodness sake he has me saying it too now. He's my friend and my very best one too, he isn't getting beheaded while I'm still around."

"I'm sorry but-"

"Kaloo Kalay I'm sorry but we're going today! I fell down that rabbit hole, I've been told what I must do and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Y/N and not being Y/N but this is my dream. I'll decided where it goes from here." The dog STILL objected "But if you diverge from that path-"

"I make the path! Take me to Salazen Grum, Bayard." The dog kneeled down and allowed you (Keep in mind you're still tiny) to climb up his head and onto his neck. "And don't forget the hat." He grabbed Jinho's hat with his mouth meanwhile you held on tight to his collar. Bayard can only take you to the red queen's castle and you must go on from there.

Outside the castle

The castle looked as if it was from an old medieval village and it was all grey and red. Bayard let you get off at a lake which was actually only a little stream but to you it looked huge. "There's only one way across." Bayard stated. At first glance, the things in the water look like stones but upon further inspection, they're actually decapitated human heads and that's why the water is slightly red. However, this is the only way to get to JJ so its time to just deal with it and jump across the heads, making sure not to fall in the water and pretending that they're pebbles. "Lost my muchiness have I?"

It was indeed a struggle to get to the other side of the stream but you made it in the end and were about to go on your way until you remembered something really important "Bayard, the hat!" Bayard did the best he could to pick up the hat with his mouth and chuck it to you but he was unsuccessful and the hat landed in the red queen's garden, great. Now you have to go get it.

In the garden

You moved the little twigs and leafs out of your face until you heard people talking and decided to check on it but rushed back to behind the branch once you saw the red queen holding a flamingo like a golf club and about to hit a hedgehog with it. She eventually did hit it and it went flying past you, that must've hurt not just for the hedgehog but for the flamingo too so of course, you rushed over to the hedgehog to check if he was okay and tried to help him up but he froze then curled up once the queen shouted in the middle of the garden "WHERE'S MY BALL?! PAGE!"

All of a sudden a familiar face came hopping towards you and guess who. "Well if it isn't the wrong Y/N. What brings you here? Mmmm?" he thinks so too? What is with everyone and thinking you aren't yourself and that someone else must be you. "I've come to rescue JJ." the white rabbit looked you up and down for a moment and you wondered why. Oh, that's right, you're shorter than him at the moment. "Well you aren't rescuing anyone being the size of a gerbil."