matilda🤤🥰
hey baby
hey
hi
hello
please shut the fuck
up.
knock knock
😐
who's there
baby yoda
baby yoda who?
baby yoda only one for me😩
i can't stand you. i
really hope you know
that.
matilda🤤🥰
baby
yes?
i have a riddle for you😼
oh ffs
what is it?
okay, so, if there are 400 bricks
on a plane, and one brick falls off
of the plane, how many bricks are
left on the plane?
um, 399. that's the riddle?
there's more. what are the 3
steps to putting an elephant in a
fridge?
y/n, what in the actual
fuck is this?
just answer!
uh, chop it up, put it
in, close the door.
no. open the fridge, put the
elephant in, close the fridge.
are you done?
no. what are the 4 steps
to putting a giraffe in
the fridge?
open the fridge, take the
elephant out, put the giraffe
in, close the fridge.
i have taught you well😌
now
there's more?
hush
the lion king is having
a birthday party and all of
the animals in the kingdom
are invited. only one animal
doesn't make it to the party.
who is it and why?
mufasa. cuz he's dead
you're fucking evil.
it's the giraffe because
it's stuck in the fridge
dumbass.
oh my god
