"mattia. move your big ass over please. i'm falling off of the bed," i said. he didn't move. this bitch isn't snoring, so i know for a fact he's awake.
"mattia," i said. nothing.
"mattia!" i called again. nothing, again.
"mattia, i swear to fucking god, if you don't move over i'm going to toss you," i threatened. i heard a quiet chuckle come from him.
"you're a little too small to be saying that, don't you think?" he asked. i raised my eyebrows. i pushed him and he rolled off of the bed and onto the floor.
"bitch," i mumbled, laying my head back down. he didn't get off of the floor for a few seconds.
"that was fucking rude," he said. i laughed.
"that's what you get, dick face," i replied. he got up and laid on top of me.
"get off. i'm tired. i want to go to sleep."
"i don't give a fuck. i want love."
"i love you. now leave me alone," i said. he got off of the bed.
"where are you going?" i asked.
"leaving you alone," he replied.
"no, you ass. that's not what i meant. come cuddle me," i said. he scoffed and crawled into bed behind me. he wrapped his arms around me and i turned to face him.
"i love you," he said.
"i love you too," i said, and let a few seconds of silence pass before i said, "bitch ass," and laughed.
"goodnight slut," he said and nuzzled his face into my neck.
