here i am, once again, (feeling lost but now and then) about to prank my gullible ass boyfriend. he's at school right now. i told him i wasn't feeling well, so i was gonna stay home today. the idea is that when he comes to my place after school, i'll say i've been throwing up and stuff and i will tell him that i'm pregnant. i'm not, i just want to see his reaction.
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about an hour ago, i went to the store to get a few pregnancy tests. i drew two lines where they were supposed to show up on them and i laid in bed. mattia should be here in about 10ish minutes. as i predicted, 10 minutes later mattia showed up and let me know by yelling, 'i'm here!'
"in my room," i yelled back. i heard his footsteps grow closer and i became kind of nervous to see his reaction, even though this isn't real. he opened the door with a big goofy smile on his face.
"hey beautiful," he said, plopping down on the bed next to me, "how ya feeling?" he asked.
"a little better, but, i need to talk to you about something," i said, playing with my hands. he furrowed his eyebrows.
"what is it?" he asked.
"so.. you know how i have been throwing up?"
"yes?" he answered skeptically.
"and remember a few weeks ago, when we... ya know?"
"mhm," he answered again, this time with a smirk on his face.
"well, today i went to the store, and.." i handed him the pregnancy tests. he looked down at them, then back up at me.
"you're pregnant?" he asked, softly. i bit my lip and nodded. i thought about the ending of endgame to make myself tear up. i'm a genius😍 his jaw dropped in shock.
"i don't know what to do, mattia," i fake sobbed. he's totally buying it.
"have you told anyone yet? your parents? friends?" he asked. i shook my head no.
"i wanted you to be the first one to know," i replied. he nodded his head and stared at the wall for a few moments filled with silence.
"i'm sorry," i said, a tear strolling down my cheek.
"what? no, don't be sorry baby," he said, pulling me into his lap. he rested his chin on top of my head and continued, "listen, i love you with all of my fucking heart, and i will support whatever decision you make. if you don't want the baby, that's okay. i'll be with you through the whole process. if you do want the baby, that's fine too. i will be here to support and love the both of you. you will never feel alone. no matter what you choose, remember i love you. okay?" he stated. i sniffled and nodded my head.
"i have one more thing to tell you," i said, wiping my face.
"what is it?" he asked, rubbing my back. i bit my lip and smiled.
"you're so fucking gullible," i said and watched his facial expression go from soft to pissed.
"i'm sorry," i wheezed, "you should have seen your face, though."
"you motherfucker-" he said and began tickling me.
"s-stop i can't breathe," i begged.
"no, fuck you," he said as he continued tickling me.
"oka- okAY. i'm SORRY," i said, out of breath from laughing so much. he pulled his hands away and rubbed his forehead.
"i cannot believe how fucking naïve you are," i said. he reached out to grab me me, but i rolled off of the bed and started running. i ran out of my room squealing, headed for the kitchen downstairs. mattia followed me closely. the whole time he was chasing me, i was laughing hysterically. once i reached the island, i went to one side and he ended up on the other side. he went left, so i went left. then he went right so i went right. it went on like this for a few seconds before i had the courage to run into my living room, but of course my clumsy ass had to slip and fall.
"holy shit, are you okay?" he laughed, breathing heavily. i laid there on my back, catching my breath as mattia stood above me. i nodded my head yes and continued laughing. he held his hand out to help me up, but i politely declined his offer and ran away from him - well, tried to run away from him, but as soon as i got up, he caught me by my waist.
"stop runninggggg. too much moving," he whined. i turned around to face him and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"i'm sorry. i love you too."
"i love you too," he said, letting go of me, "sometimes," he finished. my mouth dropped and i grabbed a pillow from the couch to throw at him.
