brallon one shots fluff

prank wars

ok a.) this song is very underrated and b.) i looked at the views today for this book and it had 667 i w a n t e d to see the number 666 views bUt NO. besides that lmao thnks fr th views and votes, sO this one is gonna be a prank wars one because i have nothing else to publish. anyways e n j o y.

it started out with a whoopee cushion.

simple..right? well then it shouldnt have been such a big deal after. 

dallon had carefully placed the pranking device on brendons chair in the studio, then brendon had sat on it, dallons jacket had covered so brendon had never noticed.

since the whole band was basically a group of 5 year olds, it was hilarious. brendon had just stood there, flustered as he tried to find out who did such a thing to the one and only beebo.

the next few days brendon planned a prank for dallon. it was about two days later and brendon had slipped some itching powder down dallons back. dallon then got decided he would get back after a very red back and a long shower.

the prank dallon had planned was also elaborate. when brendon came home from the store, dallon would give him some harmless oreos, right? (A/N ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ).

wrong, the idea was that dallon would scoop out some of the filling of the oreo then replace it with toothpaste that looked almost exactly like it. dallon knew that even whatever time it was, brendon would never say no to some oreos.

so when dallon heard the door open with the rustle of a few shopping bags, dallon got up and trotted into the kitchen and casually pulled out a pack of oreos.

out of the corner of his eye, dallon saw brendons head perk up, dallon smirked.

"want some oreos bren?", dallon asked innocently.

"heck yea, gimme some!", brendon nodded impatiently.

"okay, okay, gosh. here you go", dallon said with a grin and handed brendon a paper towel with a few oreos on it, the toothpaste filled ones obviously.

brendon bit half into the oreo and then gagged.

dallon couldnt control himself and started laughing, tears welling up in his eyes.

brendon spit the cookie bits and washed his mouth out as dallon started wheezing in the background, falling on the floor.

"you're gonna regret this weekes", brendon tried to say it in a intimidating voice but it came out as a fit of giggles.

"sure", dallon giggled back.

of the next few days brendon and dallon had an all-out prank war. the others tried to not get in the middle of it, but gerard had given into brendons puppy eyes and had helped him prank dallon by putting hair dye in dallons shampoo.

after finding out gerard had helped, dallon recruited josh, who was amazing at pranks. so what they did was jump scaring. dallon was behind the corner with josh on the other corner, snickering.

they both jumped out..

it was pete and patrick.

this was bad, if you ever get patrick upset, pete will go on instant murder mode. and patrick had been very frightened, not to mention that patrick had a bad day as well.

dallon and josh stood there for a few moments looking like a buch of idiots. then they booked it, of course pete chased after and damn, pete was fast as frick. it didnt take long for pete to hunt them both down in the house, even with dallons long as frick legs.

both men walked into the room patrick was in and apologized, pete making sure they did. when they walked out brendon was giggling with no control at them. 

that was started the second prank war.

ok lmao that took me t w o days to finish but yay i finished. even though its short it took me two days to do, how. sigh, anyways hope yall enjoyed, i liked this one bc i thought it was funny bc my sense of humor is like a 2 yr olds. but ye, if u enjoyed, review or comment idc, for nOw imma head out so stay safe, love yall, and bAii.

-bla