I woke up again. For the second time that day. But now I didn't see a French God next to me and my hands and feed were tied. I saw a white wall and a familiar face.
'Well well well, look who decided to finally wake up. Welcome back y/n'
Johnny depp. I knew he was behind this.
I spit on his face.
'Aish!!! Where are your manners?!' He yelled.
'Let me go! I don't want you!'
He started laughing.
'Oh my darling, do you think someone will save you?'
'Don't call me darling! I'm not yours'
'Well actually you are...you are my fiancé'
I looked at my hand and I saw a shiny ring.
I started getting really angry.
'I don't wanna marry you nasty faggot!'
'I don't need your permission dear. I'm rich you know!'
I started panicking when he came closer.
'You're a hoe. You slept with another man the day after you left me. But jokes on you, I promised him a job in the actor world if he would mislead you. You really tought he loved you?'
I started crying. He was about to kiss me. I felt really really nasty.
But then the door smashed open and Depp turned around.
But by suprise Pierre was followed by a few cops who all got in the room and gathered around Depp.
Pierre smirked and took a few steps closer to Depp.
'Enjoy your time in jail, kidnapper'
The cops took him out and Pierre started to untie me.
When I finally was free, he caressed my cheek and planted a small kiss on my forehead.
'I'm sorry I betrayed you y/n. I really wanted to become a famous actor. But I realised that I love you more than anything. Can you forgive me?'
'Well' I said 'Did Shrek forgive Hitler for killing 1000 of Jews?'
Pierre started to smile.
'Yes'
'Well than I guess I can forgive you too' I said before he started jumping around happily. He picked me up and started to walk out the room while having me in his arms.
'You know I have 9 million dollars right?' I asked him
'Yes, you're a rich badass' he smirked
'You know what we can do with that money?' I asked him.
He stared at me. Again. Can he just stop.
'Have a new start?' he said.
I held his hand.
'But only with you'
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And they lived happily ever after.
Wait...that's not how fanfics end right?
Let me start over.
And I sucked his dick everyday for the rest of our life.
The end.
I hope y'all didn't take this seriously in any context. I wrote it for my friends birthday as a gift because we always used to say how hot we find this actor. Sorry Pierre if you ever saw this, but also slide into my dms please. Actually this fanfic is full of inside jokes me and my friend had, but I just thought it would be funny to publish it.
Anyways thanks for reading this and how tf did y'all end up here?
