Me: *bursts through the door* Howdy Morning Wood! *waves*
James: *sighs deeply* it's Ironwood....
Me: ooooooh that's right.....
-The next day-
Me: *kicks open the door* Morning EastWood!
James:........Ironwood
Me: ooooh yea...whoops!
James: *contemplating his life decisions*
-The next day-
Me: *gently opens the door* what's-
James: .........
Me: Aww are you really giving me the silent treatment? That's mean James *leaves*
James: *facepalms*