solace [bsd (various) x reader]

jokes [nikolai gogol]

OH MY GOD NIKOLAI IS SO OOC HERE IM SO SORRY I TRIEHDJSNFJDKD but nevertheless i hope u like this!!!!
im sorry to all nikolai lovers i feel like i did our baby wrong
this was inspired by mar's nikolai headcanons please check them out @ marster !!!!! hehe ily mar ^3^

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nikolai sighed for the nth time today and we all know that this isn't like him at all.

now why does our precious clown seem to be so troubled and bothered?

"i think it's time for gogol to end his single blessedness and find somebody to be with him," pushkin suddenly suggested while fiddling with his cellular device, not looking at anybody in the room.

"huuuh??" nikolai asked in disbelief. how dare does this virus include himself in nikolai's love life matters? the audacity of alexander pushkin!

"why don't you say that to yourself pushkin?"

before pushkin could reply to him, fyodor joined in the conversation... which is pretty unusual, considering the topic.

"i do agree," fyodor says but not removing his focus on his computer programming. he seems too into it. that's so not me during computer time. let's applaud this techy rat master.

"i think it is time for you."

"what–"

"even i." sigma adds himself in the count almost too shyly. ah, my precious baby boy.

"even you sigma!?" nikolai shoots sigma a "not-you-too" look as his disbelief upon his colleagues just increased. poor nikolai being in the hot seat.

ivan was just about to speak up but nikolai cuts him off, waving his gloved index finger at him as he also shakes his head.

"ah-ah," nikolai clicks his tongue twice. "ivan needs to shut because i know what he's going to say."

ivan raised his brow at the clown, about to open his mouth to try to speak again, only to be stopped then again by the majestic clown.

"oh, my lord fyodor agrees to such trivial matter therefore i, his beloved and loyal servant, shall agree too for i do not dare to defy my master..." nikolai mimics the said servant almost perfectly yet theatrically which caused stifled snickers inside the room.

and this drove ivan to the edge.

but good thing fyodor interrupted or things could've gone worse already, phew.

"you have a mission for tonight." fyodor informs nikolai and the ukrainian-born russian stood up to hear about his task.

"attend this blind date–"

"excuse me, dos-kun?" and yet his disbelief came back again! oh my lord, won't you spare our dear nikolai from this topic?

"it is for your own good. now, prepare."

aaaaand yeah, that's what happened.

nikolai groaned, mumbling incoherent complains pertaining to his current situation. but in the end, he just sighed in defeat.

"whatever! if dos-kun said it's for my own good then i shall do it!" nikolai's atmosphere quickly changed as if it was an ice melting under the sun's heat.

but nikolai thinks otherwise... well for one:

"why do i have to wear this anyways? i look pretty good with my normal clothing, handsome even."

nikolai donned a boring black tuxedo and slacks that, for some reason, he was required to wear.

but you know what? sir, have my hand in marriage you look stunning in that outfit.