Juicy cheeks 😂

chapter 1

It was the spring of 2020 and Beth and I ( Brock ) were sitting outside listening to music when all of a sudden this thing that looked like a horse but had a horn on his head was running down the road and zombies were chasing after him. All of a sudden their music stopped and they heard them announce " due to the population being over 192 people in this country, there has been a zombie apocalypse outbreak " . Beth and I looked stunned as we already knew this was going to happen because people keep traveling and moving here. 
" should we go save the horse from being bitten by a zombie?" Brock asked Beth sitting up because he was laying on the picnic table.
" too late ,  I just saw one zombie bite the what it looks like unicorn in the butt, and he's now coming after us" Beth told him looking scared. 
" hey there's no reason to be scared we just have to try and keep the unicorn from biting us in the butt" Brock told her grabbing her hand. The unicorn was standing in thier back yard growling at them standing on his back legs.
" I don't know whoever you are but stay away from us" Brock yelled at the unicorn.  Beth was petting its Maine. 
" we should name him carl, he'll be our unicorn zombie and we can try to stop him from eating other people's butt cheeks. " Beth told Brock still petting the unies Maine.
" sounds like a plan ." Brock said amused. Just than carl ran after the blonde running down on the road on his hind legs. The blonde was already running away from a zombie.  Brock and Beth chased after carl, but it was too late carl already bit the blonde in the ass and she turned into a zombie herself. The blonde zombie was now after them but carl killed her.
" wow carl saved us from being bitten" Beth said surprised.
" yeah but now we have to try to prevent him from eating any other people ." Brock said to her. " maybe we can get him to kill all of the zombies for us, than no more zombies?, right?" Beth said astonlishly. 
" good idea, carl go get them" Brock said pointing I'm the direction the zombies were at biting people one by one. So,  carl than ran on his hind legs again after the zombies, and bit all of them in the buttcheeks and killed them all one by one in the area anyways.