*** Picture found on Pinterest so Credit to its original owner!! ***
Enjoy this shitty little one shot of my character's dad and another person OC God :)
I'm like really rusty like *looks out in horror*
Well they're both Gods, but one has the drinking problem of a suburban housewife. While the other is practically 90% of his impulse control. But if the second guy was real, KARENS BEWARE XD
ENJOY GUYS!!
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Word Count: 2383
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*~ Euro's POV ~*
I'd heard from a certain chain of birds that the store, I'm about to visit, is one of the best in the nation.
I mean small coffee shop is nothing without its team
I've been meaning to get out of the office for a while so this seemed like the perfect opportunity to do so.
"Daddy. Where are you goin'?" A small voice asked as she popped her head out of the stroller
"We are gonna go get some angry bean juice."
"Eww." She made a sour face as I laughed
Ahh the perfect disguise. A tired looking father, and his rambunctious little hell spawn, going in for some coffee. I did have my assistant message the store's Manger, whom I'll be grading, to see how they'll be. See if they'll deal with an every day customer, such as myself.
"Okay, Bean, remember what I told you! Be mean and I'll get you some ice cream later."
"Oki!" She laughed happily
As we walked up a few older women walked out quietly bittering to themselves.
"He didn't even give you a discount for the hair you found." One scoffed
"All that effort of finding one too." The other muttered
Ah... Karens. The unofficial enemy of every business.
I just shook my head as I opened the door to the store. The store seemed like an 80's spin on the modern day coffee shop. Bands and movies of the decade colored the walls with funky patterns. Bean bags, chairs, couches, and tables were put together differently than normally. But that's fine. Customers like it and we're getting along with everything else within the store.
"Hi! Welcome to Javasus!" A tired looking strawberry blonde greeted with a wide smile and short hair slightly tied back
"Hey." I gave an awkward dad wave
I noticed only she said hi as everyone else was tending to something on the line and/or register. Most wore uniform up to code, some had their own personal twist to it. Nothing to dock. Not that I care anyways. Now for-.
"Noodle and Monica!" A voice yell over head
I turned my head and noticed a young man pushing out two coffee's. Just as quickly as they sat there, one very tall boy wearing headphones and wearing a nightvale shirt grabbed them with a 'thank you'. Before heading over to his smaller friend wearing a 'my first knife fight shirt'.
They walked on passed chuckling as I passed along to the back of the line. The different guy is at the register with his head down. We had a good chunk of people a head of us and-
"Daddy! Daddy!!" Antonia yelled
"Yes snow bean?" I looked down
"'M hungry." She muttered
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