everyone wants to be famous. they are all liars. some people are famous for stupid reasons. even bridges are famous, like the 11 foot 8 bridge in durham, north carolina also known as "the canopener." that's not all, take the kardashians and jenners. they're famous for stupid reasons, kim kardashian made a sex tape (which is a stupid way to get famous) and kris married a former olympian (which i can see how that could make someone famous but again in a way stupid) i don't understand how they're famous. "go outside." "get off your computer." "be productive." they tell me, they don't know that i'm sitting on my computer, drawing. my name is collin katsarou, known as zellis on the internet under the username patheticpretzels. i'm an artist. they don't understand they never will. i can't prove that i'm an artist to them. they don't listen. only way i can prove it is if i become famous, but in this world, that will never happen. the underdogs never get any recognition, which makes me furious.

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Non-Fictionshort stories and poems that i'll write. the names will be the dates i originally wrote them followed by a title i give it.