[CLOSED] Ask and Dare Eeveelutions

Dare - Warszawa: Geometry Dash "Zodiac"

It has been a crazy few days in this corner of Wattpad, so a single letter has been misplaced. Warszawa, who is cleaning the house a bit, finds it in the couch.

Warszawa - Hello? What's this? From "Jolteon_HaN: I dare Jolteon to beat Zodiac..." Does he mean me? And what's "Zodiac?"

Tokyo, the gaming expert, overhears.

Tokyo - Oh, my friend, you're in for a bad time...

Warszawa - What's that supposed to mean?!

Tokyo - "Zodiac" is a level from Geometry Dash. Potentially the hardest level ever created.

Warszawa - O-oh...

Tokyo - It'll be fine, it just takes practise.

Warszawa - But the best I've ever done on a Geometry Dash level is 63% of "Stereo Madness!"

Tokyo - Oh... Well then... We'll be here for awhile...

Tokyo sets up his PC to run Geometry Dash and opens it to "Zodiac." Warszawa takes the mouse and proceeds to instantly fail several times in a row.

Tokyo - ...Maybe it would be easier to use the space bar than to hold the mouse like that...

So they change the settings, and Warszawa is able to last a moment longer. As he keeps dying, he learns a bit more of the course, but the flashing lights and constantly darkening stage cause him to make mistakes.

Warszawa - Arrggghhhh!! That isn't fair! The stage just went completely dark and I crashed!

Tokyo - That's the nature of the game. It isn't meant to be fair, its meant to give you something to do that you might enjoy.

Warszawa - I'm not enjoying it!

Tokyo - Well, I enjoy it, and I think Jolteon_HaN probably enjoys it too. Maybe you can get used to it.

And so, Warszawa keeps practising, until, at last, one glorious three and a half minute long time span later, he makes it to the end.

Warszawa - I... I did it!! I'm done!! Tokyo!!

Tokyo, meanwhile, had fallen asleep, but was awakened by Warszawa's shouting.

Tokyo - Ugh... What'd you say?

Warszawa - I finished "Zodiac!"

Tokyo - Whoa... Nice, man! In... 736 attempts...

Warszawa - Yeah!!

Tokyo - Did you take any breaks at all?

Warszawa - Nope! And I think my system is full of enough adrenaline that I could probably carry this house to the moon!

Tokyo - Yeah... You should just... Sit down for a sec...

So, Warszawa sits on the floor and vibrates until eventually, the adrenaline is depleted and he falls asleep because it is now midnight.