[CLOSED] Ask and Dare Eeveelutions

Dare - Warszawa and London: GDCIA

Jolteon-HaN-GD - Warszawa: Every Geometry Dash Level in existence and every level that doesn't yet exist

PositiveBackup - London: Read "Agent London Flareon" by xx_EeveeIslington_xx

It's the middle of the night, and everyone is asleep... Except for Warszawa. He can't get to sleep, because he has this nagging feeling that something is not right in the world. He tosses and turns on the floor, which keeps Berlin awake, until, finally, Warszawa settles on a solution to his problem...

Warszawa - I think I'll play some Geometry Dash... Maybe I'll feel better...

Warszawa projects from his eyes a random Geometry Dash level. He just wanted something peaceful to do for awhile. He easily completes the simple level and moves on to another.

But before long, Warszawa has completed almost every level in the game. He even managed to jump at such angles that he was able to glitch the system and clip through the walls that made some levels impossible.

Warszawa - I can't have done... All of these? Wait, what's this one?

A new level appeared on his projection. He hadn't seen it before, and, when he finished it, it wasn't listed. Then he got more and more levels that behaved similarly, enough that, for any mortal Geometry Dash player, they would've been occupied for years. But, as Warszawa is the God of Geometry Dash, he was able to complete them 500 at a time.

Warszawa - Huh... But I'm feeling better...

He stretched and went to sleep...

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In the morning, Warszawa woke up early and made breakfast for everyone, which was much appreciated (although he hid spiders in Moskva's food because Berlin agreed that it would be funny) and the day was going nicely. When the mail came to their remote cabin in Colorado, Geneva went out to get it. She came back with two letters and a package.

Geneva - So this letter is for you, Warszawa...

Warszawa - Okay... From Jolteon-HaN-GD... Oh. That's where they must've come from...

Jan - Where what came from?

Warszawa - Last night, I couldn't sleep, so I just kept playing Geometry Dash levels, but then I played every single one... And then these levels kept coming up, and I couldn't find them in the roster, but...

Warszawa went over the full list of Geometry Dash levels that was stored in his head, and, sure enough, some of the levels he had played were now listed...

Jan - I don't get it...

Warszawa - The levels I played were from the future!

Jessie - Ay scheiße...

Jan - Okay?

Warszawa - The main point is, I'm finished with my dare.

Geneva - Hm... Anyway, London, these are for you!

London - For me? I hope it's not like... that other time...

Jan - What "other time?"

London - Nothing!! Don't think too hard about it!! Just... put it out of your mind...

Jan - Okay then... So! What did you get?

London - Let's see... From someone named "PositiveBackup..." Read "Agent London Flareon..." Oh, is that what's in this package?

Warszawa - It looks like it...

London - So... London is a city, isn't it?

Travis - Yes, it's the capital of Galar.

London - So... It's a book about a Flareon who lives in London City...

Travis - Yes. And his name is London.

London - wut

Jan - How peculiar... You both have the same unique name...

London - A-are you sure he didn't steal mine?!

Travis - I would be more worried about the other way around...

London - What?! But I've been London all my life! Even before we came here!

Travis - And so has he. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about...

London - Oh boy...

London reads the book he received, unable to put it down until he has finished...

London - Wow...

Jan - A good story?

London - I hope he isn't mad that we have the same name...

Jessie - You are still worried? I thought he was just a book character anyway...

Travis - He's just as real as you are.

London - And he's in MI6... I really hope he isn't gonna be mad...

Jan - As far as we can tell, he doesn't even know you exist. You should be fine...

London - Okay...

Warszawa - Alright my GRAVY BABIES we're done here!

Warszawa suddenly dashes for your screen and knocks against it, and as Jessie jumps at him to fasten Warszawa's straitjacket and keep him from hurting himself, the dimensional viewing port is jostled and closes, and you can't see what those crazy Pokemon are doing anymore.