[CLOSED] Ask and Dare Eeveelutions

Dare - Umbreons vs Tokyo: Hard Drive Scavenging

Author note - This one has some gross stuff in it

Jan and Zurich are talking together late one night.

Jan - We need to teach that Tokyo a lesson. He should learn not to mess with the likes of us!

Zurich - Well, what do you propose?

Jan - He loves his electronics, right? Let's sabotage them!

Zurich - Hey, yeah! What if we give him a confusing message to find his hard drive, but at the end its just destroyed?

Jan - I like that idea!

So, the two Umbreons go and arrange their plan. Tokyo wakes up the next morning and turns on the computer.

Tokyo - Huh? What do you mean, "there's no hard drive?" What's this?

He pulls a note out from the hard drive slot, which is otherwise empty.

Tokyo - "Now you know the pain of loss,
And now you have to find
Your missing data, before we toss
It out like melon rind...
Follow our clues and you will see
That not all is yet lost,
But remember, nothing is ever free,
So be careful of what you've tossed..."
Hmmmm... "Be careful of what you've tossed..." Maybe its in the garbage?

He roots around in the garbage can, but all he finds of note is a $1 bill attached to a note.

Tokyo - "Good job! It looks like your head
Is fuller than we thought,
However, when you're pet is dead,
You might be a bit distraught..."
My pet? You mean my computer? Or... Where you bury a pet?

He goes out and digs in one of Krakow's bushes, finding another note.

Tokyo - "Nice! You did it! You're well on your way
To finding that which thrills you!
But I'd recommend getting away before Krakow kills you!"
Oh, crap, I forgot!!

Krakow - Tokyo, you fiend! I oughta pluck those ribbons out of your skin and eat them like pork rind!

Tokyo - AAAAUUGH!!

Tokyo proceeds to skedaddle to avoid Krakow's very strange punishment for digging through the garden. He then finishes reading the note, when he's somewhere safe.

Tokyo - "Now, assuming that you're alive still,
(And Krakow didn't eat you)
Try searching a bit around where
Most of our visitors meet you..."
That's definitely the living room...

Tokyo looks through the living room and finds a note behind the couch.

Tokyo - "Almost there, you're so close!
You shouldn't slip or falter!
So, to rehydrate yourself,
Try and get a drink of water?"
Well, I am pretty thirsty...

He goes to the kitchen and tries to get a drink, but Ottawa stops him.

Ottawa - Not so fast...

Tokyo - What?! Was it you?!

Ottawa - I'm in on it, but it was... Someone else's idea...

Tokyo - So, what?

Ottawa - I have the next part of the riddle thing for you.

Tokyo - Great! Can you tell me?

Ottawa - I have to do one thing first... Come closer...

Tokyo - No... Not again! What is it this time?!

Ottawa - How about a surprise?

She then proceeds to vomit all over him.

Ottawa - Ah, there we go...

Tokyo - Not again...

Ottawa - Yup. Now, what was it?
"You might not be feeling so great,
For that I would expect,
But where should you really go from here,
Before you go search for your prospect?"

Tokyo - I'm gonna go clean myself of in the bathroom... Wait, is that what I'm supposed to do?!

Ottawa - I don't know, all I was told was that stanza or whatever.

Tokyo runs to the bathroom and finds a note on the door.

Tokyo - "You made it! We're so proud
That you were able to locate it!
However, we must warn you,
In reality, Zurich ate it..."
He... He ATE it?! He ate my hard drive?!

Tokyo bursts into the bathroom and finds Zurich sitting on the toilet looking pained.

Zurich - Wow... This is even harder to get out than it was to get in... Ahhhh... There it goes... There, you see?

Tokyo looks into the toilet after Zurich gets off of it, and sees crushed bits of metal and green matter in the bowl, mixed into a nasty brown formation.

Tokyo - Ohhh...

Suddenly, Zurich starts to retch, and he brings up the actual hard drive, which was just chilling in his stomach in a sealed bag.

Zurich - Here you go!

Zurich tosses the slimy bag at Tokyo and leaves. Tokyo, already covered in vomit, doesn't worry about that and is just glad to have his hard drive back.