Gay Motley Crue Oneshots (Complete)

Feel Me in Your Bones (Mick x Tommy)

"Tommy! Come on Tommy! Wake up! Why do you have to be so boooorrrringgg!"

Was that Mick's voice? The drummer rubbed his eyes, forcing them open. He glared up at the guitarist, who was staring down at him with an uncharacteristically bright smile as he repeatedly poked Lee's shoulder.

"Ugh, knock it off, kid," Tommy grumbled, sitting up and pushing Mars away. He felt so fucking annoyed and confused.

As if this whole situation just had to make less sense, Nikki cocked his hip out, putting a hand on it as he flipped his hair over his shoulder with such flamboyance it made Tommy roll his eyes,"Aw, don't be such a sourpuss, Tommy. It's so unlike you, darling~"

Mick offered a hand to help the drummer up,"I have no idea why. But I want to go do eighteen lines of coke and then run around the block until I pass out. Then I wanna go get a chick with you and then I wanna break some shit."

"God, you're such an idiot. All of you are fucking idiots," Tommy replied, standing up. His posture was a little more lax, and his eyes lacked the usual hyper sparkle.

Vince was leaning against the wall, face expressionless and bangs covering his eyes. "I don't know what the fuck is going on. But right now, all I wanna do is fucking do drugs, make music, and I feel ready to snap any one of your fucking necks right now. I could really go for a fix."

Everyone turned to look at Neil, shock written all over their faces. Sixx pursed his lips, brows furrowed,".....You don't do heroin, baby..."

"I-uurrgh, I don't know! I just wanna escape everything!" Vince snapped, tugging at his hair, which still covered his face. Another thing that was unusual for the singer.

Mick looked around at the bar. It was empty. He began bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet,"I have so much energy! And I really wanna hug someone! Tommy, can I have a hug?"

Lee stepped away, averting his gaze so he wouldn't have to see the hurt look in the hyper guitarists eyes,"The last thing I remember is some chick..."

"Walking up to us and....flirting with me...,"Vince slowly continued, standing up off the wall.

"Then throwing some blue powder at us," Nikki finished, swaying his hips lazily.

"Is that why I feel like one of you little shits is gonna do something stupid and why I really wanna lock myself in my room with my drums and a bottle of vodka?" Tommy quipped sarcastically, arms crossed and eyes dark.

"You're acting a lot like me!" Mick giggled, booping Lee's nose.

Vince smacked himself on the forhead,"That's it!"

"What, darling?" Nikki asked, wrapping his arm around the blonde, his finger tracing patterns on the Vince's chest. The singer blushed darkly, squirming a little,"See this? Sixx never flirts with me like this. And I would normally be fliritng back. Not feeilng all....flustered and...anxious like this."

"I'm way too fuckin' happy and full of energy," Mick spread his hands to exaggerate his point," I feel like I wanna set something on fire then go run off for coke and a fuck."

"I'm just sick of everything. I just wanna play music then...curl up on the couch with Mick in my arms," He mumbled the last part, nervously twisting his fingers together as he stared down at Mars. He wanted to protect him, he was so....adorable and childlike.

Nikki perked up, fingers to his lips as he giggled,"Oh! You're saying we've switched personalities, aren't you, Vinny?" He let go of the blonde and gave Vince's ass a hard slap, earning a yelp from Neil,"No wonder I feel eternally horny. Also, I want to be wearing more pink. And Vince, I really wanna shove my fuckin' tongue up your-"