Gay Motley Crue Oneshots (Complete)

Lovely Anomaly (Mick x Vince)

Vince is a siren, everyone else is normal. 

Mick, Nikki, and Tommy had received a phone call from Izzy Stradlin. The rhythm guitarist had claimed that while hanging out at the beach with Steven, they'd discovered something amazing.

"So, what is this amazing thing you caught?" Tommy asked, looking down at Izzy. Stradlin smirked,"You wouldn't believe me if I told you. You'll have to keep following me and see."

They followed the guitarist down a long hall to a room with a large aquarium. 

"We rented this to keep....whatever it is in. It's a little skittish but....."Izzy went up to the glass and gently tapped on it.

Nikki pressed his forhead against the glass before jumping back as a long tail slipped over the rocks,"That...is a big fuckin' fish. What the hell is it?"

"Oh, that ain't no fish," Izzy said before tapping on the glass again,"Come on out, they won't hurt you."

Slowly, the creature fully emerged. 

"Holy, fuck...."Nikki gasped. Tommy's mouth fell open and Mick just stared in astonishment.

In front of them was nothing short of a siren, half fish, half human. It's thick blonde hair flowed around it like a watery halo. Fins of translucent blue decorated their arms and back. It had a tail that gave the appearance of a curvy figure as it tapered into a wide, pretty tailfin. It's sapphire colored scales gleamed in the dim light of the room.

"Pretty shocking right? Found it beached on the shore this morning, poor thing," Izzy smiled at the creature, who tilted its head before swimming swiftly over to Tommy.

It studied the drummer intently, before smiling, showing off mildly sharp teeth. The siren let out a happy chirp and fluffed its hair. Izzy laughed,"He likes your hair!"

Tommy looked puzzled,"How do you know it's male? I can't see any-"

The brunette was cut off by a loud hiss from the siren, effectively startling him,"Sheesh, too personal? Sorry!"

The creature stuck its nose in the air haughtily before swimming over to Nikki. Its piercing blue eyes raked over Sixx's body before stopping at the bassist's skinny arms.

The siren flicked its tail and clicked in a concerned manner. It lifted its arm and dragged a finger across it. Nikki looked down and crossed his arms, embarrassed. The creature's eyes shone with sympathy and it let out an apologetic whistle.

"It's alright, you don't know," Nikki said, smiling gently. The siren smiled sadly before swimming over to Mick.

It froze, eyes widening as it gingerly pressed his hands flat against the glass. A deep blush spread across the siren's face as its tail flicked excitedly. It let out something like a sigh and chirped lovingly.

Izzy put a hand on his chest,"Aaaaawwww, he likes you! How adorable!"

Mick smiled, placing his hand on the glass so it lined up with the siren's. The creature did a loop the loop through the water, then pointed up toward's the surface.

"What does it want?" Nikki asked. Izzy walked to the stairs at the end of the room," There's an upper level that's exposed to the sky. Do you think I'd just trap this poor thing in a box?"

When the reached the upper level, the siren was already laying halfway on the makeshift beach, tail slapping the water impatiently.

Mick was almost afraid of this creature. He'd never seen anything like it. What if it just wanted to eat him?

"Go on, he's docile," Izzy said nudging Mick forward. Gingerly, the lead guitarist walked up to the siren and knelt down. He tentatively held out his hand and the creature sniffed it softly before licking and nuzzling it. 

'Wow...its skin is surprisingly soft,' Mick thought as his fingers ran through the siren's beautiful, blonde hair,"Hey...hey....aw, aren't you friendly. Oh, just look at you."

The creature smiled, chattering and chirping happily. 

Tommy looked at Izzy,"Does it have a name?"

"He seemed to like Vince."

Mick smiled as he ran his finger across the siren's dorsal fin,"That's a perfect name for a beauty like you. Hey...Vince, Vinny. Aren't you a pretty little thing. No...more like breathtaking."

The siren blushed and wrapped his arms around Mick's neck and gently nipping the older man's face.

"Awww, I think somebody found a mate~" Nikki gushed. Tommy cooed in delight, making kissy faces.

"Oh, shut up you two, ahaha, Vince! That tickles," Mick laughed as the blonde nuzzled his face lovingly.

"Actually, that nipping thing he did....he actually does want Mick to be his mate,"Izzy admitted slowly.

Mick blushed and looked down at Vince, who smiled up at him sheepishly.

"So...it's his way of telling me he loves me?" the guitarist asked. Stradlin nodded.

Vince clicked his tongue slowly,"L...l...love....love."

Everyone's eyes widened in shock. Izzy bent down next to Mick,"I didn't know he was even capable of speech! This is amazing!"

Vince nudged Mick with his nose,"Love." In a strange way, it was heartwarming. Like watching a baby speak their first word. Vince was clearly more human than they thought.

Izzy smiled down at Vince," Vinny...do you want Mick?" 

The siren chirped excitedly, embracing Mars tightly. Tommy awwed, wrapping his arm around Nikki's neck,"Mick...can we keep him? Pleeeeaaaaasse!"

"He does really, really like you. Plus, maybe you could teach him English,"Izzy mused.

Mick placed a gentle kiss on the top of Vince's head,"Would you like to come home with me, Vinny? You could stay in our pool until we get something set up for you, huh....yeah?"

Vince let out an excited squeal and pushed himself up onto the shore, so he could fully embrace Mick.

"Yeah...yeah, we can keep you," Mick snickered as the terror twins not so subtly cheered in the background.

He ran his hands through the siren's hair, smiling at the strange sounding purr that came from Vince's throat.