(I'm so sorry but I just had this idea)
TAEKOOK AU WHERE Taehyung is Cupid and after decades of helping others find love, it's finally reached the time where he wants to find love for himself.
Walking down the streets and sighing as he lazily shoots arrows at people from his nerf gun, he lets out another sigh, watching the new couples he's forming. But still, he wishes for someone of his own.
It's about half an hour later and Taehyung is still helping new couples on the day of love, when someone runs from behind him and steals his nerf bow and arrow, mistaking it as a toy.
The boy who took it looked to be 20, around Taehyung's age (though taehyung's immortal), as he pulled the string back, like he was about to let go, taunting Taehyung.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Taehyung said, warning the happy boy.
"And why not? It's just a toy?" He pulls the arrow back a bit farther.
"Trust me, kid, it's not a toy."
"Did you just call me a kid-"
"I'm serious," Tae said, "give me back my arrow."
"Or else what?"
"Or else you'll fall in love with me."
The boy's expression faltered, and he hurriedly handed it back to Taehyung before running away. It seems he did not want to receive his love that day.
It was then that the arrow was taken from behind him, leaving his grasp. Taehyung felt the foam stick on his shoulder, pressing into the material of his jacket.
"It would be an honor, to fall in love with you," said a warm voice from behind.
Taehyung turned around, instantly falling in love with the beautiful man in front of him. "What's your name?"
"Jeon Jeongguk."
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Were you expecting that? I know I wasn't.