Uchiha Twins

5

"You actually showed up. I'm surprised Uchiha's, and you brought the Nara." Naruto didn't say anything and walked to his seat. Sasuke told Itachi that he'd show up the next day, but they didn't show up until two months after school started. Shikamaru didn't mind not coming. His father just told him to make sure he was there when they were testing.

"We only came because we are testing today." Sasuke said walking to sit at the end of the desk while Shikamaru walked to sit in the middle, each desk was moved to the people who they were on a Genin team with, however they didn't know that was their teammates, only people that knew that was the twins and Shikamaru..

"I'm not even going to waste my time on you three. Problem children." Naruto placed Kurama on the desk watching as Kurama fell right asleep. Naruto was bored, as much as he didn't want to admit this, he liked spending time with Shikamaru. That devious bastard.

"I doubt you three will pass, hopefully this will open your eyes, class is important." Naruto only looked at the teacher.

"Don't speak as if you know everything. If we all ace this test, you better not say anything about us skipping again." Naruto said snatching the test away and opening it. He just started filling it out.

"You made the wrong twin mad." Shikamaru said before he hummed taking the test.

"Actually, they both are pretty insane when mad." Sasuke only took the test not saying anything, they completely filled out the test being done quickly. Sasuke took their test and sat it down. He looked at the teacher before speaking.

"We don't like you." Sasuke said before walking back to his twin and Shikamaru. Shikamaru has already placed his head, down and went to sleep, while Naruto started sketching in his book.

Soon the bell rang for lunch and the trio walked to their spot, they wasn't coming back for another month. While Iruka sat there and graded their test, before watching as the twins and Shikamaru aced the test with flying colors, he grumbled as he knew that they weren't even coming back today.

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Naruto very rarely was alone. Sasuke was usually with him, however Sasuke was working with Fugaku on something, and Shikamaru was sleeping somewhere. Naruto was sitting on a training ground looking at the sky when suddenly he felt somebody sit right next to him. He didn't say anything and just looked over and saw the Hokage.

"Ah it's the blonde haired bastard." Naruto replied and the Hokage hummed. Naruto was fifteen now, and they graduated soon. Sasuke was learning more and more of what it meant to be a head of a clan. Naruto still hasn't unlocked his Sharigan, if he even wielded the gene for it because of this bastard.

"We haven't talked, and I am your father." Naruto only felt Kurama growl in his lap before running his hand through that red fur. To calm his furry friend down.

"Yeah but who's fault? You have a family. I was a mistake." Naruto said, it wasn't in the slightest bit hate filled. He was just stating facts, the Hokage has a son with blonde hair and blue eyes, that looked much like him. He had an heir, he didn't need to worry about him.

"Look.." Minato started to talk but there was a voice behind them.

"Ah, I found you." Naruto only rolled his eyes when he heard that voice, and Minato promptly stood up.

"Hello Hokage-sama." Minato only smiled at the boy.

"Hello Shikamaru, tell yourself father I said hello." Shikamaru nodded but Naruto spoke.

"If you feel guilty, don't. I don't need anybodies pity. You focus on your heir, because I'm not him." Naruto said and Shikamaru sat down next to Naruto listening as they heard the Hokage walk away.

"He's trying to know you." Shikamaru said watching the clouds drift so leisurely through the sky, Naruto only exhaled before calming down. He wasn't angry, just annoyed. He didn't need a father, he barely had a mother, he only had his brothers, and Shikamaru. Everybody else pissed him off.

"That's the first sentence he said to me since I was thirteen. He's a stalker, nothing more and i don't have to treat him like my father, just the Hokage." Shikamaru sighed and nodded, watching as Naruto yawned and laid down. Shikamaru took off his jacket and laid in on Naruto, Naruto spoke lowly.

"Thanks. I forgot my jacket at home. Sasuke wasn't there to remind me either." Naruto said and Shikamaru hummed.

"You can lay in my lap if you want." Naruto chuckled, and Shikamaru smiled. That was music to his ears.

"It's been two years Shikamaru." Naruto said turning to look at Shikamaru, Shikamaru only shrugged and looked down.

"I want to date you, so I'll keep trying." Naruto sighed with a small smile on his face. He moved to lay his head in Shikamaru's lap. Shikamaru took a hand to that straight onyx hair, running his hand through it.

"This does not mean we are dating, Shikamaru." Naruto said sleepily, and Shikamaru chuckled.

"Sweet dreams." Shikamaru whispered and Naruto fell asleep, Shikamaru continued watching the clouds and he laid on his back and actually found himself dozing off. He was uncomfortable and cold but he didn't care. Naruto was comfortable and warm, and that's all that mattered.

Shikaku was on a dummy mission. Trying to track his son so they could have dinner with the Uchiha's and actually be on time? Yeah his son was never in the same spot once and that made Shikaku want to pull his hair out. He was about to walk right passed the training ground, but then he saw onyx hair, and thought one of the twins must know where Shikamaru is.

When Shikaku got close enough he realized that the Uchiha twin was sleeping on somebody's lap, when he got closer he realized it was his son. Shikaku only closed his eyes and sighed. He wasn't sure how his son sweet talked that the angry Uchiha into taking a nap.

"Shikamaru, wake your boyfriend up." Shikaku said and Shikamaru opened his eyes, sitting up. He looked at his lap and sighed.

"He's not my boyfriend, but I want him to be." Shikamaru looked so depressed at that notion, Shikaku only gave a smile.

"Time for dinner, Naruto." Shikamaru said pinching Naruto's cheek, Naruto's eyes opened as he yawned. He stood but he wasn't steady on his feet.

"Cute, hold on to the back of my shirt." Naruto didn't put up much of a fight. He leaned into the back of Shikamaru after making sure Kurama was following. Shikaku and Shikamaru talked lowly, mostly about Naruto when they made it to the Uchiha home. They walked in and Naruto was still sleepy, Shikamaru sat on the couch and Naruto's head found his lap.

"I can take him to his room." Itachi spoke watching as his youngest brother seemed to be going through his insomniac period.

"He's fine here." Itachi gave a smile and only whispered.

"I'll kill you if you hurt him." Shikamaru nodded and looked down at that beautiful face.

"I'd never hurt you, so just give me a chance." Shikamaru whispered, when he looked at those soft features.

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