Uchiha Twins

14.

"My brother found a wife." Naruto said talking to Shikamaru and Asuma watching as Sasuke smiled and Temari held a blush, but she looked as if she'd kick Sasuke if he made her blush anymore.

"Tch, as if I'll let a younger male court me." Sasuke chuckled, cause he was two inches taller than the woman, giving her the Uchiha look, and licking his lips he watched as Temari handed him her mailing address.

"You'll be coming by for the Chunin exams right? Sasuke asked placing his hand on her shoulder, watching as she scoffed.

Such expressions on a face he could never see anywhere else, Sasuke quite enjoyed them he didn't want to leave and not see such expressions.

"What's it to you? Uchiha." Temari said with a scoff, her eyes questioning but she still held a blush and a look of hope.

"Nothing." Sasuke said leaning down to kiss her on the cheek watching her face heat even more, Temari can hear her brothers giggling behind her as she watched the taller Uchiha wave his hand, and She scoff.

"DON'T YOU DARE WRITE ME YOU ARROGANT SADISTIC UCHIHA." Sasuke turned around and gave a smirk.

"Wait for my letter Ri-Chan." Sasuke said turning back to his teammate and brother while he heard Temari screaming at him as he walked away.

They didn't say anything but Sasuke held a smile, while Naruto and Shikamaru watched the love struck brother.

"Why you don't look at me like that?" Shikamaru asked his stoic lover, and Naruto hummed giving a small smile.

"Because you look at me like that." Naruto said and Shikamaru exhaled and smiled.

"I suppose so." Shikamaru said and the four of them went to head home, wanting rest before the Chunin exams, well they wouldn't really be able to rest, clan meeting after clan meeting and training and more nonsense none of them were looking forward too. However Naruto wondered how their demons were doing, opting to leave them at the Nara clan home seeing as Fugaku would have a fit to see Fugo and Kurama roaming the home alone.

"Ah, I wonder what happened? We've been gone for two months." Sasuke said as they walked through the gates and the minute they did they heard a voice.

"Youngest Uchiha." Naruto looked up humming, he was in an okay mood, but really he wanted to go snuggle up with Shikamaru, seeing as they only have a little time before night fall and then their hectic month until the exams will be upon them.

"What do you want with my wife?" Shikamaru said annoyed, he wanted to shower and sleep and gaze at the beautiful eyes of his wife, yet the Namikaze heir literally seemed to be waiting for them at the gate, and Asuma just let the teens duke it out, intent on finding his lover and either cuddling him or fucking him.

"You are really my older brother?" Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru stood there, and while a mere two months ago, they were ready to rub it in his face, it looks as if Menma world was about to fall apart, Naruto spoke.

"Why don't we talk over Sushi? Do you like Sushi Menma?" Naruto asked calmly and Menma wipes and tear and nodded, the four of them walked to the sushi place quietly, and Naruto and Shikamaru sat across Sasuke and Menma.

"What did the blonde bastard tell you?" Naruto asked and Menma scoffed.

"Mother told me, she said that you were my older brother, even though you look like a girl." Naruto frowned lowly, and Menma exhaled.

"She said that father cheated on her, with the Uchiha wife, and that technically you are his heir, but since you were destined to unlock that Sharigan you couldn't be his heir." Naruto nodded.

"I had a brother for sixteen years and I didn't know, you knew, but you didn't want to break the facade of my home life, you've endured so much, so please." Menma stood up and bowed, both Uchiha's along with the Nara looked surprise.

"You have to become heir of the Namikaze clan. You are the oldest." Naruto gave a small chuckle, standing up and placing his hand on Menma's head.

"Menma, lift you head. Look at me." Menma looked at Naruto, that onyx hair falling to one side because When Naruto smiled he tilted his head to the right and it memorized Menma for a second.

"You become head of that clan, and when you do, your child along with me and Shikamaru's child can be best friends yeah?" Naruto said and Menma nodded his head.

"Now as for your father, he did try and talk to me, but I was an upset heir and didn't want anything to do with him, or Fugaku. So try and forgive the idiotic bastard, I know he means well." Naruto said with a Shrug and Menma nodded, ruffling his older brothers hair, but it was funny that he was 5'7 and his older brother was 5'5, but he supposed maybe Kami made him tiny for his husband.

Watching as Shikamaru snaked his arm around his older brothers neck, and watching as his brother sighed immediately as if craving the touch of his husband, while Sasuke paid the bill and stood up with three to go boxes.

"You are smart, truly an Uchiha." Menma said and Naruto nodded while Menma looked to Shikamaru, squinting his eyes, Shikamaru looked awfully surprised, when Menma scoffed and folded his arms.

"I suppose you are good for my brother, for my Nii-Chan." Naruto rolled his eyes and Shikamaru chuckled.

"You should come over for dinner Nii-Chan. Just let me know when you are free." Naruto nodded his head, tapping Menma on the forehead.

"Head home, you haven't been home in a week right?" Menma scoffed and clicked his teeth, but held a blush and Naruto smiled.

"I'll head home then, see you soon Nii-chan." Naruto nodded and waved his brother off while they walked to the Uchiha clan home, them wanting to sleep and rest after such a tiring mission and a tiring journey and then them indulging Menma.Once they opened the door, Sasuke and Naruto were so tired but a voice made them open their eyes.

"Welcome home." Naruto and Sasuke's eyes widened, and they looked up as they saw their brother home from a long term mission. They hadn't seem Itachi in so long, they think it's been three months, maybe four.

"Itachi." The twins shouted in unison, their twenty three year old brother opened his arms, but wasn't prepared to fall on his butt due to the force of his brothers, Naruto exhaled calmly while Sasuke rambled about the mission and what he's been doing and him meeting a wife.

"I met mines too, he's actually here." Naruto and Sasuke looked up, to see Itachi sighing.

"You went and fell in love?" Sasuke asked and Naruto spoke, his face holding excitement.

"My stoic brother found the love of his life! I'm happy for you Itachi!" Shikamaru watched as the brothers seemed so happy and less tired now that they have seen their older brother.

"Hey, Itachi your mother wants...." the voice trailed when he saw two more Uchiha's and a Nara looking at him, Itachi sighed and scratched his head, while Naruto and Sasuke flocked to the males side.

"Name?" Naruto said.

"Deidara, no last name I'm an orphan."

"Village?" Sasuke asked.

"Iwagakure." Deidara answered again.

"You like my brother?" Naruto asked.

"I love him."

"What's his favorite color?" Sasuke asked

"Red." Deidara answered.

"Favorite food." Naruto and Sasuke kept asking the male questions and Shikamaru sighed, grabbing his boyfriend and Sasuke by their collars speaking.

"Deidara loves your brother. Stop pestering him, learn to know him, think rationally, if anything were to happen it'll be able Itachi's fault anyways." The brothers nodded and hummed.

"That's right, come dinner must be ready , Dei-Chan" Naruto said and the men watched Deidara and Naruto walk into the kitchen.

*