Dumb LOTF shit I think of a lot

Let me lay in the plants and let nature take me as its own: Alternate Scene

Ralph sat up, "I could hang myself. With those vines."

Ralph signaled to the large tree hanging above them.

Jack's grip to the spear tightened, "That wouldn't be a good idea."

"Why not?"

Jack started shaking, conflicted between looking vulnerable and looking cold-hearted.

"You could die."

Ralph gestured vaguely, "That's the point."

Ralph got up. Jack grabbed his wrist so hard that Ralph thought he'd broke it. The look in Jack's eyes was convoluting. It was a mixture of anger, grief, and other horrifying emotions Jack is capable of feeling.

"Don't."

Ralph ripped away from Jack, "Why not. You don't care. All you want is pig, pig, pig. You might as well be one."

For a second, Jack considered letting Ralph go.

"The fear of fifty boys isn't the same as the love of someone important."

Ralph's eyes lit up.

"Shit negro, that's all you had to say."

*The other side of the island*

Roger's N word instincts tingled and he immediately teleports to Jack and Ralph's location. He took his very sexy boulder and pushed it onto Ralph. 

Ralph glitches and his body launches across the world. 

Roger smiled. No one says the N word without a pass.