Dumb LOTF shit I think of a lot

HERE'S YOU FUCKING SMUT

A/N: There I did it. I feel like I need to take a good scrub. I could feel Jesus and Willy G breathing on my neck as I wrote this. idk how smut writers do this without feeling so sinful. From this day forward, I'm dedicating my life to Jesus and the holy lord. This would be my first and last time writing smut

Trigger Warning BTW

The blue glimmer of the TV shone on Jack's face as he sat in a way like he wanted to be diagnosed with scoliosis. Ralph, who had been silent for the last three hours, sat on Jack's lap with no warning.

Jack grinned, "what's up my bruh?"

Ralph looked at him like he'd just smelled a sweaty man at the gym. Disgusted but not surprised. Jack noticed the growing lump in Ralph's pants. He petted it.

"Is there something wrong, my boy?" Jack remarked.

Ralph scowled at him and stayed quiet. Ralph was normally like this when he was depressed or angry. He usually used sex as an antidepressant.

Jack leaned into Ralph's ear and bit it softly.

Jack unzipped Ralph's pants and pulled down his boxers to reveal his *heheh* COCK.

"You're quite hard, Ralph," Jack said, stroking Ralph between his index and thumb.

Ralph growled, "will you quit stating the obvious and go on?"

Jack gripped him hard, "say it first."

Ralph's breath caught in his throat, "ugh. I love you, Jack."

Jack rested his forehead against Ralph's, "yeah you do, ya little shit."

Ralph groaned, "can we insult each other later? I'm not quite in the mood right now,"

Jack licked his hand, "yeah okay, princess."

Ralph glared daggers at Jack as he continued to stroke Ralph slowly. Ralph accidentally let a low breathy moan escape his throat. Jack trailed kisses from Ralph's jawline to his ear where he licked him.

Ralph pulled away, "stop! I could do this myself, you know."

Jack pulled Ralph closer and sucked on Ralph's neck. Ralph flinched and backed off.

"Don't touch my neck," Ralph whispered.

Memories of darker times crowded Ralph. It reminded him of when... Ralph shook it off before he could complete his thought. Jack wrapped his arm around Ralph and kissed him on the cheek in a form of apology. Ralph hid under Jack's chin as he jacked him off.

Ralph could feel his lower half heat up and tingle. His breaths became heavier as all his blood raced away from his head and into his dick. Jack's hand increased speed until Ralph came onto the sheets and their shirts.

Jack unbutton his shirt, "that was fast"

Ralph looked at his mess.

"Dammit," he said between breaths, "this is gonna take forever to wash out."

Jack slowly pushed Ralph off of his lap and onto the mattress.

"can we worry about that later?"

Ralph half frowned, lifted his hips up, and pulled his pants off fully. Jack sat in front of Ralph cross cross and pulled off his blue t shirt.

"Are you going to tell me what's wrong?"

Ralph leaned into Jack's jaw, "there's nothing wrong."

Jack pulled Ralph back onto his lap and kissed him hungrily.

"Why do you lie?"

Ralph undid Jack's jeans and pulled out his dick to rub it.