You can bite me

You can bite me part 56

I unlock my apartments door. It swung open with a loud creaking sound, because most of my furniture was already moved out. It felt really empty. The twins walked over to where some of my weapons layed about.

"Be very careful with the red crossbow," I said as the twins placed it back down.

"What so special about the red crossbow," Cindy asked.

A target hung on the opposite wall of the room.

"Girls this is an automatic loading crossbow. In the stock handle are seven hidden arrows that are fed and shot out at one second intervals. That is why this is very dangerous," I said.

"Can I try it?" Mindy asked.

"Okay, but shoot only one arrow at the target and be careful it kicks and has a hair trigger," I warned.

She carefully aimed at the target and pulled the trigger. It made no sound except for the zip of the arrow throught the air.

"That is so cool," Mindy said.

"Push the safety latch on it. Now it's safe to handle," I said.

"What other of weapons do you have?" Cindy asked.

I pulled out a key and unlocked the door. The twins stood speechless at all the different types of weapons that I had collected over the years.

"How did you acquire all these weapons," Mindy asked.

Some were gifts, some are my inventions, and some belonged to the dead vampires that I was contracted to kill.

"Why didn't. you kill us?" Cindy asked.

"Lillian had stole my heart and no one had put a contract on you," I answered.

"How many vampires have you killed? Mindy asked.

I looked at her and said, " there are plenty of different kinds of monsters out there, not just vampires."

"What other kind of monsters are there?" Cindy asked.

"Werewolves, witches, demons of different types, possessed humans and vampires and recently a vampire hybrid spider monster," I said.

That's quite a lot," Mindy said.

That why I have all the different weapons," I boasted.

"What type of weapon would you use on a vampire hybrid spider monster?" Cindy asked.

"Well, silver is deadly to vampires and bug spray kills spiders, so a silver based bug spray would be a good first line of defense," I answered.

We had loaded one carriage and sent for another one, with strict instructions that no one touched the weapons. In no time we loaded the second carriage and rode in the last one.

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