Note: okay y'all for this imagine I'm just gonna make up the female characters name. Try to imagine her as a well known famous model or some whit like that. I won't pick a picture of someone to portray her, so just imagine her as whoever you want her to be. Her made up name is going to be... hmm making this shit up as I go! How about Andrea Wolis?!?💀 it's just gonna have to work 💀!
"Morning everybody it's Dj Envy, we are The Breakfast Club. Today we got a special guest in the building. Ms. Andrea Wolis."
Everyone cheered and said good morning.
"Good morning thank y'all for having me here."
"Oh anytime" Angela Yee said.
"Aiight I got some things I'm ready to jump into." Charlemagne said and I immediately laughed.
"So you've been in the public eye a lot. You're known to speak your mind without giving a fuck about what anybody else has to say. Trending on twitter and whatnot. What's the beef with Dave East?"
"I mean...."
"I know you two used to be super cool back in the day," he said.
"We were but sometimes shit happens you know. But ima just quickly explain. So I was bored one weekend going live on Instagram just talking about any and everything right. And somebody commented and asked how I felt on his baby mama getting a tattoo of his name on her ass."
"This the one he claimed he'd never get with years ago, but is on and off with nonstop nowadays?" Envy asked.
"Exactly." I said. "All is aid was that it's kind of dumb cause the first time they got tatts of eachothers names, I'm assuming they got into it cause they both got them covered up. Now they going down the same path they did years ago."
"So what exactly set Dave off?"
"Well during the live I said that it was kind of dumb that she kept going back to a nigga and getting hundred dollar tattoos of his name and he don't even wanna put a ring on it. The money from the first tattoo, the coverup, and the new tattoo all could've been a down payment on a ring. But that ain't none of my business." I said while sipping my tea.
Envy chuckled as Angela asked "And you didn't think that by saying all that, that Dave wouldn't fire back at you."
"I don't really care. I just hate to see my fellow sistas out here looking dumb?"
Charlemagne nodded and said "And she do he out here looking clueless."
"How?" Envy asked confused.
"Well there was a lil incident a couple months back all over the Shaderoom, uhh Hollywood Unlocked and other outlets like that talking about a three way gone wrong between Dave and two other females. Dave always live and people was lighting his ass up in his comments.
Then his ole baby mama gon come out talking bout how she was always gonna stand by her man and whatnot. Sis you standing by a man who was bout to have a threesome and cheat on you while he was on tour. That's crazy.""Damn" Envy said while laughing.
"Well we know you and Dave been real close since y'all were teenagers. Do you think that the two of you could put all this aside and become friends again one day."
"I don't have a problem with him or anything. But don't get on Instagram acting all brand new talking bout I need to shut my bitch ass up and whatnot. Let's not forget who'd you'd come crying to when her ass was stepping out on you David."
"AHT!" Angela screamed.
I took another sip of my tea and crossed my legs.
"Alright y'all." Envy laughed.
"Moving on to some more....interesting news. You seem to have found you a man Ms.Andrea"
I smirked and looked down as I said "I don't know what y'all talking about."
"Oh you know" Charlemagne said.
"But since you acting funny we bought one of your best friends out to speak on this."
"Everybody please welcome to the building Gotdamnzo, or iamzoie.
Everybody cheered as Zoie walked in and hugged me.
"SUH!" he screamed as he took a seat next to me.
"Hey bitch."
We both laughed.
"So Zoie."
"Yes Mr T?"
"Care to explain Andrea and Mr. Kelly Oubre Jr.'s status."
"First off" Zoie said while holding his hands up.
"That's my man."
"Now I don't know why Papi be acting funny but he know what it is with his fine ass."
"How that's your man when him and Andrea was on the beach all boo'd up yesterday."
"UHHHH" Zoie screamed while shaking his hands and making a face of disgust.
"THROW IT AWAY!"
Everyone burst out laughing.
"What's going on Zoie? Is this news to you man?" Charlemagne chuckled out.
Zoie played with his sleeve as he said "It's just really something. I don't know why Kelly acting like don't see all this fineness right here. Ion know."
"Zoie." Angela chuckled.
"What I'm just saying. He acting like he can't handle all this."
Charlemagne laughed as he said "Handle what?"
"This pussy like a cougar." Zoie said.
"Aww see here he go." Envy said while laughing.
"IT WILL BITE." Zoie said while jumping in his chair.
"Andrea care to explain your relationship status.
"Well...." I said.
Aye this was just like a random chapter. But I really wanna do a part 2 cause I liked writing this. If I do a part 2, it'll be in like..the interview form here but Kelly will be in it.
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