I'm back with some more cringeworthy quotes! Same thing as last time, they'll be grouped by game. I hope you find some actually decent humor somewhere in these! :D
BOTW:
"Can I make a FIRE up here?" :DDDD
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*jumping in pond* "WHEEEEEE~"
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"i'M iN tHe SKY!" :D
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*goes full-on Waluigi* "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
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"And rumor has it that my horse never saw the ground again..."
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Me: This is going to be fun, I think! *walks away from shrine*
*Guardian music starts*
Me: *chokes* OH SH*T OH SH*T HE'S ON TO ME D:
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"So, I'm trying to find, um...a, uh...
*loses train of thought for 5 seconds*
...sorry, Traveler's Bow."
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric demo:
*gasps* "His SPIFFY new mech! Oh! OH!"
(For context, I love the word 'spiffy.' It's just an awesome word!)
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*reading* "To view the controls...wait, it doesn't tell you the controls?! That's...concerning."
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Amy: *talks for a split second*
Me: Oh my gosh I hate her voice D:
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*opens Controls menu*
"Evade...move...switch heroes...wait, there's an evade here too..."
*moment of silence*
"I don't know what ANY of these are."
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*presses button*
Me: Okay, that's a kick...
Amy: *randomly laughs*
Me: Oh, she thought that was funny... :')
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Me: *engages in dramatic fight with some robots*
Amy: *runs past me with her hammer and starts beating up a robot*
Me: Come on, Amy! Kick his butt FOR me! :D
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Amy: I think I can make it up there!
Me: Who? Who can make it up where? The heck is going on?
*moment of silence*
Me: Oooh, am I supposed to switch heroes? *pushes button*
Amy: I'm ready!
Me: Why? Amy, can you...do something? AMY? Am I supposed to do something?
*laughs at my own stupidity*
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*half-laughing, half-crying with confusion* "Please help..."
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I apologize, again, for this garbage. But did you like it? Let me know what was the funniest one, or which games you prefer me to get quotes from! :)
Kitty out ~
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Kitty's Random Book
Short Story~ THIS BOOK IS OUTDATED! I will be making a new one hopefully soon, going through this one is cringe-inducing for me so I want to have a space for new random thoughts and opinions. I won't unpublish this one in case someone out there actually wants...
